You write the code..

“If you can’t code the code, don’t bother trying to rewrite it.” Quote, unquote by Rebellious Arab Girl. AKA – MONA the Great.

You spend hours and hours trying to perfect the code. However, as time catches up to you and pinches you in the ass you realize that you have mistakenly deleted your main executable files. Even the source code for the executable due to the fact that the file extensions for the executable ends with *. This was created using a makefile that was written by someone else. You are desperately in need to remove the executable due to things beyond your thinking at the time by typing the command: rm screwThis* to realize yes; it removed that file. However, all the files named screwThis.c & screwThis.h .. etc were also deleted it. What do you do next? From the panic of forgetting to backup, time constraints and complete and utter fatigue and lost of emotions and feelings in your brain, hands and any other body part that needs oxygen; you realize that the only thing you can do is take your laptop, smash it to the floor and hope that insurance will pay for your stupidity, your anger and bad coding habits.

This is a true story witnessed by me a while back and it brought back horrible memories and my breathing and lack of oxygen to my brain is causing me to almost pass out at this very moment of time. However, the part about smashing the laptop was exagerated but the keyboard suffered severe bruises from constant typing and rewriting two main program files within 30 min and expecting it to complile and work. Miracles do happen and human memory works great under pressure. It remembers things that should not be remembered.

Being a programmer is the lowest type of human labour. It is ranked at the level of chimney sweepers and toilet bowl cleaners.

The day shall come when I will no longer become a subject to oppression. Damn you computer codes with your stupid binaries. Burn in hell!

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