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Ok.. so I went shopping again today.. (AGAIN!) with my mom.. we went to Sears Outlet store. Has clothes, furniture, etc. So my mom loves that place. She finds really good deal and clothes for her liking. I just walk around cause I have no interest in anything really. I just browse through the layers of clothes. Have to fight my way through people just to look at a sweater.. So I just gave up. I was in no mood at looking at clothes. So I went to the furniture section and just sat on a nice wide comfy couch. It was nice! It was $440 bucks too! I was tempted to buy it than I though where the hell would I put this? lol So I will get to my point. I just sat there looking at people passing by. I saw old women that looked like men (I hate boy cut hair cuts on women!) .. I saw lots of Indians and Pakistanis for some reason. :roll: I saw lots of Arabs too with their loud abnoxious kids whining to get a toy or eat! But what amazed me most were those obese people. I am not saying fat. I know I am fat with huge Arabic hips but those people are two of me! So I felt sorry for one lady whose boobs were hanging out so far out that they looked like missiles ready to shoot! I was like holy! 8O I felt bad for her cause she looked like at least 300 pounds! Then I saw a guy. Huge guy. Was wearing a tight sweater and had boobs! I looked and I was like wtf! His boobs were bigger than mine!!!!! And he had a huge beer belly. I was like wow. Now that is disgusting. Then I remembered I saw this advertisement for male bras. GUYS WEAR BRAS? That’s just wrong! I was pretty disgusted and tired by then. I just kept looking at people and thought to my self. None of them were in any way attractive. People who come to this store are ugly. I want out! :lol: So I went to find my mom and told her to hurry up. She is like no. :x Go away. Go find stuff to buy! I was so pissed and tired by then. So I went back and sat on the couch and felt really drowsy. This time I sat on a nice leather couch. I am not into leather furniture. But this one was very comfy and had two cup holders. I sat there wondering why there were two cup holders? Then I thought. One for beer and the other one for more beer. This is Homer Simpson’s couch! Aaaah! It needed a holder for candy! It was missing that for sure!

So now I am munching on some chocolate and waiting for 2006 to end. Everyone is afraid of 2007. My mom is like any year with 7 in it was usually a bad year politically and war like. I was like whatever. Every year is like that. Has nothing to do with Gregorian calendar. I am going with Islamic Calendar. It is 1427 hijry. (There is a 7! 8O) :lol: Than I thought. I was born 1400! I think.. :S lol or was it 1401? It is in my birth certificate and I have no idea where it is! :lmao: And the moon years are different. I think it is an extra year than Gregorian. Oh well!

Oh by the way. My mom drove me CRAZY today. Seriously. She kept nagging me and saying why you wearing that ugly green sweater. It’s big on you. I was like wtf. You want me to wear tight clothes. She is like yes. Stop buying clothes too big on you! Wear your real size! I was like wtf. My mom is telling me this! I just didn’t want to argue and just took it off and threw it in her room. Then I felt bad and just threw it in the hamper. She makes me so mad.. then she is like… Why don’t you clean the kitchen. I was like it’s clean! She is like clean your dish… you just cooked and ate. I was like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. NO! And I went upstairs. She doesn’t ask nicely! She says it like a military command! Than now she went to visit our stupid neighbours and she is like. MONA.. clean the kitchen and make sure the house is clean! I was like YOU vacuumed this morning and everything is spotless and clean. She is like the kitchen is messed up. Everyone just ate so clean. I WAS LIKE WTF! I just ignored her command and now I am up here typing away cause I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care……………………… my dad said: “She is bossy. We know that.” I was like you don’t say!

Blaaaah!!

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  • *cough* failure to launch *cough*

    and stop making fun of my man-boobs :P
    Did you ever see the NYC guy that actually got silicon implants? Remember seeing him on The Man Show .. now THAT’s fcuked 8O

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  • I see your site is still acting up :(

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  • yah I know! :o

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  • looooooooooool wtf
    Happy new year Mona

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  • what is so funny? :rofl:

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  • omg… I can relate to your bossy mom issues , except this time its not my mom, its the other way around! MY DAD!!! Being arab and all. :grr:
    God i wanna kill him sometimes!
    HE starts unwanted arguments and tells me to clean when there is NOTHING to clean. :argh:

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