Oh how thou despise him.

So a further explanation of the events of today.

My friend came over this weekend from Mississauga again and it was great. We went to watch 300 and we went to the mall and out to cafes and eating. Great weekend.

Well she stayed over last night at another friend of hers house. Her friend is a Mexican girl. So my friend got dragged along to some chick’s birthday party at this bar/club in downtown. Normal. Just out partying. No big deal. Then this happened, this is the phone conversation I had with her around 11:30am this morning:

A: Mona oh my god.

Me: What..

A: I was at X place last night at this girl’s birthday party that I was dragged to around 9:30pm. Then around 11:30 guess who I saw?

Me: ? Who?

A: I saw M S first.. I used to work for him remember and he tried to hook up with you.

Me: Not really. I never cared to. He seemed nice and that’s it.

A: Anyways so I started talking to him asking him questions of why the hell he is here drinking like an idiot. And about his EX and why he dumped her. And he is like saying she cheated on him and it was a lie.

Me: Ok so? I don’t care. Big deal. That’s his problem.

A: Well it was around 30 Arab guys there. Guess who else was there?

Me: ?? Who?

A: I saw him. I asked him if his last name is E-M..

Me: I was like yah.. there are many of them. So what?

—- She never met him before.. but saw his pic..

A: No then I asked him are you A?

Me: And?

A: He said yah.

Me: #$!@$!$!#$@#$

A: I asked him for his age to make sure. He said 27.

Me: Yah he turned 27. Ok and?

A: Nothing. He was asking M if he wanted to get a drink. Then he went to sit down. Then I told M about him and how he screwed Mona over. What a fucker.

Me: Ok.. and?

A: He gained so much weight. I thought you told me he was so skinny. How the hell he ended up like this?

M: Last time I saw him he did look like he gained weight. He told me he was up to 190 ounds. He is 6’2 almost. So it was ok I guess.

A: No he looked he gained way more than that.

M: Ok whatever.

A: Anyways, they were all so disgusting.. Just sitting there getting drunk. Why Arabs in London like this? Arabs in Toronto are so moderate and not trashy like this. Such low class. God!

Me: Tell me about it… why you think I couldn’t stand him no more. He lies about it and fucken gets drunk with the disgusting trashy Arab guys here like no tomorrow.

A: Yep! And M is a fucken looser. He tried to ask me out and begged for my number. What the hell! Cause I am at this stupid place I am a slut now and so easy. Common. Stupid people. I am just hanging out with my friends. Not being an idiot! I tried to give him a fake number. But he tried to dial it and obviously my phone did not ring. Then he noticed and I was hesitant and I was like fine. This is it. Aaah I can’t stand him.

Me: You are not bitchy enough.

A: Whatever. I am not going to answer him. Fucken trashy guys.

Me: Do you want to go the movies?

A: Ok.

Me: Common come. The movie starts in an hour. I am pissed and I want to do something.

Aah.. so later after we watched the awesome movie we went to grab sushi and she left back to Toronto.

Then I was really in a bad mood. I was like mom. Cut my hair. Now! She is like what. I am like give me bangs then. She is like ok.. I will try. So now I am Mona with bangs that looks like a kid!! Aaaaaaaah!!

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