A lady, walking down the street to work, sees a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work. On the way home she sees the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
She’s incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work she sees the same parrot and once again it says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
By now, the lady is so furious that she storms into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager appologizes profusely and promises the bird wouldn’t say it again.
When the lady walks past the store after work the next time the parrot says to her, “Hey lady.”
She pauses and says,” Yes?”
The bird says, “You know.”
:Oops: