I was chatting with some guy on arablounge. I go there when I am bored and thinking maybe I can find someone who is interesting to talk to. So this guy who is also Palestinian and an engineer started a chat session with me without even saying hello.
He asked, “why are you not married?”
I said, “great question. You tell me.”
He said, “What’s wrong with you?”
I said, “what do you mean?”
He said, “Palestinian girls your age are married by now with at least 2 kids. There must be something wrong.”
I said, “yep… there is something definetly wrong.”
He said, “I can tell. You are too old to even be on this site. There has to be something wrong.”
I said, “yep. I am sorry that my age limit is not appropriate to your standards since you are 35 and not married.”
He said, “It’s ok for a guy to be in his mid 30′s and not married, but not a girl.”
I said, “so although I am 8 or 9 years younger than you, I am too old?”
He said, “old for my standards, you should have been married by now. What’s wrong with you really? ”
I said, “it’s guys like you that make me happy I am not married. By the way, you are too short for me. I am 5’7″ buddy. Unlike you who has the height of a 12 year old. Next time read my specs and not just look at my picture thinking I am 18! Bye you blind dumb ass!”
