Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

A Lebanese guy chats with me and he was not that great looking or my type at all. (I can be picky eh?) Plus I have no interest in Lebanese guys. Nothing against them, but I am just not interested in that particular nationality at all. So anyways, he starts a conversation with me and acts like a total hormonal idiot that he is and says,

“Wow, you are beautiful. I never seen such beauty.”

I said, “hmm, thanks.”

He says, “Are you Lebanese?”

I said, “No. I am Palestenian.”

He said, “Are Palestinian girls that pretty? I never knew. ”

This is when I got mad. 

I said, “Sorry we are not fake.”

He said, “Why did you say fake?”

I said, “Fake. I am not fake. This is how I was born to look like.”

He said, “Oh, what do you mean by that?”

At this point I was frustrated by his dumbness!

I said, “I don’t need to take a loan from the bank to get plastic surgery and fix my God given nose and mouth!”

He said, “Oh, are you saying all Lebanese girls get plastic surgeries?”

I said, “And why are you surprised that Palestinian girls can be pretty?”

He said, “I never met a Palestinian girl before worth looking at.”

I said, “Well, and I never met a Lebanese guy who wasn’t gayer than gay and acts like a hormonal walking machine.”

He said, “Fuck you bitch.”

I said, “I guess I live up to the stereotype of a bitchy Palestinian girl eh?”

I am mean and I can’t stand guys who can’t say hi and start a line with such idiocity thinking I am cheap!

You know.. I was thinking about this.. if I want a guy I think I will go for a traditional bull headed Palestinian guy or maybe bull headed Syrian. They are both the same. Too much pride and thinking they can rule the house! So much fun arguing with such guys!! Life would be challenging and fun that way..

Maybe I don’t like compliments from guys.. hmm.. lol

I know.. I am so weird. I think it is a Palestinian thing.

So I found this to compliment this post,

Translation: Type of ways to torture (Arabic) women.

Lebanese: make them dress ethically (religiously.)

Kuwaiti: don’t get her a maid.

Sudanese: comb her hair.

Syrian: don’t take her out anywhere.

Jordanian: marry someone else other than her.

Palestinian: whatever you try to do, you can’t DO ANYTHING to her!

I know it’s a bit racist, but I didn’t write it. I just got it on facebook! But hey, I am Palestinian.. everybody else is racist towards me!

First and for most, I would like to thank everyone who participated in this blog event. It is a great way to find more interesting reads and interact with one another a bit more. I am so happy with the results thus far, and I noticed that so many people have written a post ahead of time and automatically published it at midnight of the 27th. So I am doing the same. So technically I have written this post long long time ago, and I am currently sleeping and dreaming of Hawaii!

So, I have a huge list of RSS feeds of all kinds of people’s writings. However, I got new favorites and old favorites. I couldn’t come up with only one. I like lots!

My favorites are:

Moey’s: he is quite a character. I love his blog for three reasons.

1. he is a graphics designer and damn good at it
2. he doesn’t give a crap about what he writes and who criticizes him
3. his satire and humour towards certain subjects is quite comical to read. I find it hilarious and I actually laugh out loud. (See how I spelled out lol!)

Diary of Asoom: this girl is too smart! Way smart that there is hope for the evolution of Arab girl’s mentalities. I love her blog so much that I actually enjoy reading her thoughts. I feel smarter when I read it and I feel someone else is writing the same things I was about to write. Asma gives me some of that writer’s smartness! This is my favorite post of hers about giggling girls which I couldn’t agree more and make me want to smack down every half brained female out there!

ChiKapaPPi: this girl can seriously make you want to get off your seat and shake your booty! lool This girl is awesome.. She writes about anything. I mean ANYTHING. Even the slippers she is wearing she would take a pic and make you laugh and wonder why she is posting about it! One day she is happy, the next pissed off and then suddenly she is happy. She is a roller coaster of dramatic comedy! I can’t wait for her 3 or 4 posts a day!

and last but not let’s forget..

ME! I hate and love my blog. Honestly, if I wasn’t writing this blog and just a visitor, I would be so attracted to the craziness and messed up thoughts of the writings. I would also hate it because of my stubbornness and my over honesty of my thoughts. What Arabic girl thinks that way? You guys want to know something? I NEVER EVER EVER RE-READ WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN ON MY BLOG! I just post and let people comment. Sometimes I reply, and other times I ignore because half the time I forget what I have written and I am too lazy to read it again. Symbolically, I characterize my self as a sloth. “Sloths move only when necessary and even then very slowly.” *coughing* Ehm ehm…

Honestly, I regret ever making a blog for the wrong reasons but I can’t get enough of it! I was also told that my site is purely a Dramatic Comedy that people cannot believe how moody, honest, and funny I am. I can’t help what I am. In the end, I like to bitch, complain, and entertain. You see, I can rhyme! Maybe I will start singing soon.. I got a kick ass ugly voice just like most singers out there!

Anyways.. I love everyone else’s blog as well. I read a lot like I said. My blog roll does not contain the only blogs I read. I got many others in my RSS feed reader as well.

Thanks again for participating. Until next year. Same time, same place, maybe new favorites!