Simply No

I went into my sister’s room to ask her if she wanted to help me cook dinner. I wanted to teach her something in life. For a twelve year old living in this day and age, her response was very odd. She was sitting there on her bed, watching TV and playing her Game Boy Advanced and really wasn’t looking at me or paying attention.

I said, “You want to help me cook?”

She said, “No. I want my own credit card!”

I said, “Excuse me?”

She said, “I want one. I want to order things online!”

I said, “No. I didn’t have my own credit card till I was 18.”

She said, “Well I AM NOT YOU!”

I said, “Shut up. You are not getting one.”

I wonder what she wants to buy online?

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