Why am I not normal?

This week has been horribly crazy. I can’t stand not doing anything and just going to the malls. I hate my city. I am so bored that I decided I can’t take another week off and I am going back to work after the new year. I need to do something with my life that is productive or I would go insane!

Also, I didn’t drink coffee for two weeks! Two friggen weeks. Dear Lord I lost my mind. I am a coffee addict and sitting at home has made me so bored that I am too lazy to make coffee or go to Tim Horton’s and get me a nice cup of coffee. I seriously lost my mind.

Also, my family members drive me insane. Let’s begin with mom’s constant nagging.

“Mona, why don’t you clean your room, (jarbani!)” Jarbani = Disgusting *smacking my head*

“Mona, why don’t you clean the house, my legs hurt, my back hurts, if you don’t want to clean, massage my feet. I am getting old.” *smacking my head*

We walk in the mall and we see old ladies with canes and very wrinkly faces and my mom says, “I will be like that soon. Very soon.” My mom is not old by the way, she just thinks she is. *smacking my head with candy canes*

“Mona, why don’t you clean all the dishes, remove the clean dishes from the dish washer, and help me. You never clean!” I always clean, but I am not always in the kitchen or downstairs in general to keep cleaning every dish after every person! *poking my eyes with my fingers*

“Mona, why do you keep saying you don’t like kids, what happens when you have a house of your own and your own kids. I used to say the same thing when I first had kids. I didn’t like kids, but you get used to it.” No wonder my mom keeps screaming at me, she didn’t like kids much and had me and my brother only and my younger sister was a mistake. Yes, I said it, my poor little sister was a mistake! (God I am evil!) However, it is not that I don’t like kids, I just wish they just shut up and stop being spoiled! *smacking my head repeatedly with a toy hammer*

“Mona, you are not going to the mall with us. You are cranky and you need to dress up and I am not walking with you in the mall looking like that.” Like what? No clue. I think she is just ashamed of me in general, but I dragged my self with her anyways. *grinding my teeth together real hard*

First time while I was making lunch, and yes I COOK, she says, “Mona, bring down the dirty laundry hamper.”

I am still cooking and almost down, and she says, “Mona, why didn’t you bring down the dirty laundry hamper?”

I am done cooking and we are all eating, and mom says, “Mona, why till now you didn’t bring down the dirty laundry hamper?”

I said this politely, “mom, do you have something to do today that laundry must be done this very instance?” She says, “no, but bring down the laundry now!” *wishing I threw all the clothes on the floor and making my sister pick it up*

“Mona, why don’t you sit with me? You are on vacation. I am your mother.” She says that like 10 times a day and after all the above mentioned incidents, why would I sit with her? *smacking my head with a watermelon*

I want to go back to work and have a normal life again!!

More incidents to be continued another time.

Angry, They said what?, Whatever!