Why do you act cold then?

Strange conversation today with my friend.

I was telling her that the worst part about relationships is that two people need to learn to be friends first. Just like that song by Micheal Bolton, “How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?”

She said, “wtf.. since when are you romantic?”

I said, “excuse me? why? I cry in romantic movies. I love them. But I watch them alone.” :lol:

She said, “yeah right. I have to see it to believe it.”

I said, “Meh, whatever. You don’t know. I don’t even like people seeing me sad or mad or crying. Ever. I have the tendency to just leave and hide. Hence my numerous times that I leave work!”

She said, “well, you don’t even hug people! Why don’t you hug people?”

I said, “huh.. well. I don’t ever initiate hugging or rarely accept or hug people because I am ticklish!”

She said, “Are you fucking serious? Ticklish?”

I said, “yah. I told you I am. I don’t even like people getting close to me. I laugh hysterically from the thought.”

She said, “What about poking?”

I said, “I die laughing.”

She said, “You are insane!”

I said, “yep! It doesn’t mean I am cold or insensitive. I am just so damn ticklish. One time I laughed so hard that my brother decided to tickle me more and I died laughing on the floor and they took a video of me. I couldn’t breath from laughing.”

She said, “Where is the video?”

I said, “I stole his camera and deleted it before he transfered it to the computer as evidence of the other side of me!”

She said, “I have to try it out my self next time.”

I said, “And I will be wearing a ring with something bulging out in each finger to prepare for you coming close to me. You will hate me for sure when you have a black eye!”

She said, “you will see what I will really do.”

I am scared now. :lol:

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