The mall is not safe no more!

Is it me or the weirdest things happen to me all at once in the same day?

I was walking around in the mall, alone, and out of no where, a girl with reddish hair and green eyes comes up to me and asks me the weirdest thing.

She says, “Hi, my friend over there really likes you and sees you all the time, he wonders if you will talk to him and go out with him.”

<– that’s exactly how I looked.

I said, “Aah, excuse me?”

Then the guy, has hazel eyes and brown hair and wasn’t bad looking at all and really tall comes closer and says, “Please, can I have your number, I see you all the time at this mall after school and I want to go out with you.”

I said, “After school? Hmm. How old do you think I am? You think I go to your highschool?”

He and the girl that was with him said together, “yeah.. we see you around all the time.”

I said, “Listen, I don’t go to high school no more. I graduted highschool in 1999. That’s probably when you two were still in elementary school.”

The guy was like, “no way. You look like our age. Are you lying?”

I said, “No I am not. You want to see my driver’s liscence?”

He said, “No I believe you. It doesn’t matter. You are so pretty. Would you still go out with me?”

I said, “No. Bye bye.”

I turned around and walked away.

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