I was looking at my stats to see what new things people are searching for on Google or other search engines that leads them to my site. So people now a days are using the Dogpile search engine. I checked it out and it is pretty damn cool. It is a search engine that combines all the search results from the top search engines on the web. Google, Yahoo!, Live Search and Ask Jeeves.

So what is the top search for my site? “Arab Girl.”

I was curious to see how many Arab Girl sites are before me. I searched, and I was in 3rd place. The first link is a Youtube video. The second link a Muslim/Arab dating site, then me! I was like wicked! I beat Arab porn sites!!!!

Then I went to Google.com. Not .ca. .COM and I typed Arab Girl and I got me as the first result! Wicked.

Then I wanted to be stupider and I searched for Arab Girl and clicked I am feeling lucky button and I got me!

So if you got here looking for Arab Girl. This is HER! I AM THE ARAB GIRL!

Yes I am full of it. Sue me!

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Strange conversation today with my friend.

I was telling her that the worst part about relationships is that two people need to learn to be friends first. Just like that song by Micheal Bolton, “How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?”

She said, “wtf.. since when are you romantic?”

I said, “excuse me? why? I cry in romantic movies. I love them. But I watch them alone.”

She said, “yeah right. I have to see it to believe it.”

I said, “Meh, whatever. You don’t know. I don’t even like people seeing me sad or mad or crying. Ever. I have the tendency to just leave and hide. Hence my numerous times that I leave work!”

She said, “well, you don’t even hug people! Why don’t you hug people?”

I said, “huh.. well. I don’t ever initiate hugging or rarely accept or hug people because I am ticklish!”

She said, “Are you fucking serious? Ticklish?”

I said, “yah. I told you I am. I don’t even like people getting close to me. I laugh hysterically from the thought.”

She said, “What about poking?”

I said, “I die laughing.”

She said, “You are insane!”

I said, “yep! It doesn’t mean I am cold or insensitive. I am just so damn ticklish. One time I laughed so hard that my brother decided to tickle me more and I died laughing on the floor and they took a video of me. I couldn’t breath from laughing.”

She said, “Where is the video?”

I said, “I stole his camera and deleted it before he transfered it to the computer as evidence of the other side of me!”

She said, “I have to try it out my self next time.”

I said, “And I will be wearing a ring with something bulging out in each finger to prepare for you coming close to me. You will hate me for sure when you have a black eye!”

She said, “you will see what I will really do.”

I am scared now.

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I will have a post about this in the beginning of the month every month! So donations so far have been great but slow. Thanks for everyone thus far who have contributed. I have been checking out Islands and real estate prices all over. I obviously don’t and can’t buy an Island that is part of the US because I think I need to be a current resident or citizen of USA. Obviously I have checked out the islands here in Canada. I always go to Private Islands Online to check out the prices and the locations. So far I am keeping my eyes wide open at Nova Scotia. I love the scenery and I want to live by the Atlantic Ocean. Also there are a lot near Prince Edward’s Island, but I went there for a conference a couple of years ago and it was too windy every day for me. I want something more calming.

From the prices and everything, I can easily buy my self a 2 – 4 acre island right now with the cash I got. No loans. But I won’t do that yet. I think I am going for the bigger islands. So my plan is to buy the island first by the time I am 35, and then work a bit more and try to build a huge mansion and be a blogger bum for the rest of my life and make money off that. That way I can have guests over! I was even thinking of having some type of conference area or a hall within the house or attached to the house. It’s an island real estate idea I am thinking of possibly earning some money out of in the future and to live off of. But for sure, free stay for bloggers! Loving it. I can’t wait!

I was eying an island today that is almost a peninsula. It says it has a drive way to the main land, but it seems to be in the middle of no where. More of a cottage island than a residential one. Hmm. We will see until then! You want a free vacation getawy and a place to hang out with bloggers from around the world then donate today! Look to the side bar on the left for donations. It is only a dollar, and if you want to donate more, then feel free to do so.

For those who have never been to Canada, well, you need to get here! Canada is gorgeous with amazing scenery!

And no, I am not crazy. I am serious about this. My friends ask me why I save so much money and I never spend or do anything exciting or go on vacations. I simply say, “I am saving up to buy an island. I want to live the rest of my life by the ocean.” They look at me in disbelief and think I am crazy, but you know what. We only get one shot in life and we have one huge dream that we want to fulfill. Then I get asked, “what if you get married and your husband doesn’t want to?” I said, “if I ever get married, the idiot has to agree to an island!” loool

I am mean!

This is a gorgeous island, and my ideal home structure. But it is in Central America. It costs a few million!

The only thing I wonder about how to get High Speed internet to there? hmm. That’s the number one thing I need to survive!

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Today I was filling out some form online and I came across this question. It asked: “What do you propose as a solution to the Israel/Palestinian conflict?”

I read it and I was like.. Hmm. I am 27 years old. I never been to Palestine. My dad is 56, my mom is 55, and they never been to it either. They were born in Lebanon because their parents became refugees in 1948 and lived in refugee camps for almost 60 years. So this question asked me, what is the solution?

The solution?

What the hell is the solution?

So I answered simply, “Stop fighting! Just live in peace so I can go back!”

Oh I mean it. I am sick of the wars. I was born out of hatred to other human beings. I was born to hate others because of what they did to us. I don’t want to hate no more. I don’t want to hear about fighting. I am sick of all the blood shed. I got to the point where I am sick of reading the news. People can’t live in peace! We all want to live in peace! Not just Arab Muslims. Also Arab Christians and Arab Jews. We just want to live in the land were we all have been living in for centuries. Who cares who had it first? Who cares who came from where and who is more powerful. We were all meant to live together! In peace! That’s all that we want. To live amongst our people. To not be spread all over the world. I don’t know my family. I don’t know my cousins, or their kids or my aunts and uncles. Everyone is spread out all over the world. Why?

I say, the only solution is to stop fighting. Live together in peace. You only get one chance in life. You live it and you die. You can’t go back. So stop it! 60 years this May is too much! We all want to go back and live in peace and build a better society. That’s it!

I want to go back where I belong. That’s the only solution! I was born a Palestenian. It says so on my birth certificate.

And here is a beautiful song by Kevin Spacey (yes the actor) and Bobby Darin about Freedom.

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Today I checked out Palestine Daily Voices and I am in 3rd place! Nice! Some day I will be first!! I just need to blog more! Like I don’t do enough of that already.. hehehe.

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