Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned!

Lord, I have committed the horrible sin of gluttony today. I have over consumed large amounts of food and I feel disgusting. Temptation my dear Lord. It was all peer temptation!

I am seriously at the edge of throwing up. I feel food resting in my esophagus waiting for a signal to return back to the outside world.

What did I eat today you may ask?

Well, I had my morning coffee, and I had a fruit muffin.

Then, it was my boss’s birthday today and we went to an all you can eat Sushi restaurant. I had to seriously stop eating before I threw up and I was accused of “eating like a bird.”

Then, we got a heavy rich delicious amazing stupendous chocolate fudge cake. I had to eat a piece. If I didn’t, then I would have committed a treason against humanity.

Then it got worse. I got home, and someone at home decided it was a super duper amazing idea to get Shawarma from this new place near my house. It was hot, and smelled good. I couldn’t resist. I looked and I wasn’t hungry, but the smell. Oh at times I wish I couldn’t smell anything so I wouldn’t be fooled by the smell of food! So I ate it!!!

Then it all went down hill from there.

I went to the gym about hour and a half after, and I couldn’t move. I felt my stomach was weighing me down and screaming at me constantly. It kept saying, “YOU SINNER! YOU WILL GO TO HELL! You are making me do extra work of digesting all that junk you ate all day! You ate the same amount of food you ate all week combined! Damn you. DAMN YOU TO HELL!”

Stomach won’t shut up and keeps insulting me. I am deeply offended. I don’t think I will eat ever again at this rate. However, that excludes Chocolate fudge and Coca Cola. Ehm.

I shall go now. Fight with my stomach and take a nap. Zzzz

Angry, Blah Blah, Funny, Ranting as usual!, Whatever!