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I went to the A&P grocery store today and bought a few things. The cashier guy who strangely looked like Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) from King of Queens and acted like him too, but he had a Beatles style hair cut, swiped the first item and then he paused and looked at me.

He said, “It just hit me. Why am I still doing here?”

I looked at him with wide eyes and a small smirk.

I said, “Umm, I don’t know. Long day?”

He said, “Really, it just hit me, why am I still here?”

I said, “I think you have been at work for too long.”

He said, “Yah. Long day, but I just thought about it right now. I should not be here and just head home.”

My sister was laughing hysterically.

I said, “Well, you had a long day at work and you just need to go home.”

He said, “Yah. I am gonna leave.”

Strange man. He should be an actor and I should be the critic of his show.

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How to forget someone?

You just have to convince your self that they have died.

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The kid’s name is Andy Mckee

Amazing isn’t he?

My taste of Music

That’s the new title of the book I am publishing. I decided to take everything I have written in my blog and sell it to people who don’t have internet access all over the world so I can be rich and famous and be known as the crazy Arab girl who thinks she is Rebellious but she knows that the truth is far greater written than applied.

By the way, that was all BS and I am not gonna ever do that. Only desperate bloggers do that.

Speaking of desperate bloggers, how many bloggers out there I have encountered trying to sell crap on their site or advertising thinking they know the best way to make money off their blog? Hmm. 10,000,238,900 just today. I am sick of it. The latest trend I have seen is entrecard credits. “Win 1000 credits today, just enter our contest. Tell people about it. To win, you must subscribe to our RSS feeds and you HAVE to post a comment on every post we ever write from now till the contest is over. (10 million days from now.)”

Desperate? Yes!

You want to earn more points? Drop cards your self! It is easy and simple. You can easily go up to a 100 credits within 5 minutes of doing so. In the process, you visit kick ass new sites and other bloggers will actually take the time to visit your site too. It is a sure safe way to get new bloggers checking out your site.

So I found the perfect way to make money online. Sell blog books. Oh. I forgot. I am not doing that because it is lame and stupid. I am just trying to repeat the same thought again to see if you payed any attention the first time. Maybe I should try it again. I am selling a book called, “The Life of Me.” Ok. I am stopping. You think I am crazy now and you will stop reading the rest of this post. You can stop now. Don’t go on. Buy my book instead and you can read it before going to bed and dream of me! Please dream of me. Common. It’s not so hard. Just think of a girl, an Arab, and someone who can help you nag and complain about any aspect in life. Think of my book (blog) as a new guide to how life should be. A rubble of complaints!

Ok.. you can leave and not come back and give me a bad review. My book sucks and no one under the age of 80 will read it.

Anyways, other house keeping information, hmm… I updated my About Me page. It is all dandy and a bit more organized, thought wise that is. I guess you can say a lot about your self, sarcastically in three or four paragraphs. Also, for those wanting to see my pic, it is on there. So make sure to click and see and don’t forget to buy my book.

So back to the real LIFE OF ME. Yah, so I was supposed to have done a radio interview this morning for a Toronto radio station, but they emailed me cancelling because the person interviewing me couldn’t go to the radio station cause of the horrible weather outside. Well, I live in London and it is just a dandy icy rainy day. Damn weather. Anyways, it was postponed for a later date. What that date is, no clue at all.

Other than that, I am at home, warm and nice and comfy in my pj’s. I would go to the gym, but looking outside makes me regret waking up in the morning. Oh Canada. I love you but not in the winter.

I doubt there will be work tomorrow. They are reporting that there maybe 20 – 25 cm of snow tonight. Yay snow!

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