Not liking people will bring me closer to heaven!
Scene: 7:45 pm in the car with my sister and brother.
Sister says, “stop whispering about me! Gossip is wrong. Didn’t you see last week’s episode of Little Mosque on the Prairie? It is a sin!”
I said, “excuse me. I don’t gossip. I don’t like or care enough about people to gossip about them.”
Brother said, “yep. She is right. Mona doesn’t gossip at all because she doesn’t like people.”
Sister says, “well you talked about me, and I didn’t hear it.”
I said, “I SAID ….. AND YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR EARS! I don’t have a problem telling you anything to your face! You get that!”
Sister says, “fine.. but you still gossip about me. I will find out.”
I don’t understand kids now a days.
It is that time of year that I dread again. Every where I go, even sites I stumble are all about Valentines. Oh Valentine this, buy this for your valentine. Blah blah blaaaaaah..