There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
A few days ago I ran a democratic visitor opinion for “advice.” Most of the advice I received was to change the theme. It was a good push for me because I was tired of it my self, and it was loading slow even on my high speed cable internet. So I needed an excuse to work on it. All my afternoon and evening was spent that day working on the new template. I was not 100% convinced of the colours and the brightness, but I guess I needed a change, and I said, “why not?” The white might save me a lot of problems with adding pictures and stuff to my posts. It’s kind of handy and a lot of stuff I will stop worrying about.
So I listened, created something that is so unlike me, and I grew into liking it. Then people’s odd and very detailed opinions started pouring into my blog and to my email. I said to my self, “WHAT THE HELL?”
I then ran a poll. I scribbled down the answers on a piece of paper and made a 4th grade chart of the results. My handwriting rocks! (God bless Photoshop!)
It was a very spread out poll. Less than 50% of the people that voted said they really really liked it. I was like damn. Democracy sucks ass.
So I came up with a final last word. This is my land! These are my rules, and the constitution states that a site owner does whatever he/she pleases! And since I am the only citizen, and you are my tourists, I will tell you this, SHOVE YOUR OPINION DOWN YOUR THROAT! DAMMIT! You people drive me INSANO!! I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME BUT I am STICKING to this THEME! You made me get off my lazy ass and create a new one. Look at the power that YOU possess!
I am going back to being the ultimate dictator and I say that this theme is half ASS and I am sticking to it to piss everyone off!