Squibby, Nibbled and I

I haven’t posted anything about Squibby in a long time. After we were deported to the new small ass office, Squibby’s energy level had increased ten fold. Not to mention the sudden growth spurt! However, I got one gold fish left and I named it “Nibbled.” I used the past tense of the word nibble because eventually Squibby will nibble on it and become his feast. Oh the day when the massacre will occur. I know I won’t be there to see it, but I am thinking of installing a web cam to always watch!

If you don’t know who Squibby is then I shall introduce the little fella again. Squibby is the awesome bastard of a turtle that I have at work. He is a bastard because he never knew his father and his mother sold him to the pet store for pennies. He lives beside my desk, and has his own rock view of everything. Squibby watches over the lab and he is waiting to grow more to eat Nibbled. I try to feed him as much as I can so he will become a fat bastard and the massacre will occur sooner. I am really tired of that fat gold fish. It will eventually die, so it might as be someone’s dinner.

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