How to truly emphasize sarcasm with a smile

This week I ended up pissing off a lot of people but I did it simply by using random English words that are above the grade 10 level.

What I noticed that writing any phrase using the word “utterly” makes people really furious. Try it. Let us say you really pissed me off with what you did. Instead of me using an angry tone or words that are inappropriate, then I would express my distress by emphasizing how utterly ______ it made me feel. Or how utterly _____ the situation is. Be creative and politically correct. As long as you intend to be sarcastic, then using uncommon vocabulary that makes people say what? is completely appropriate.

I learned from blogging and excessive reading of books and articles online that words are the most powerful form of expression. Sometimes one line is enough to make your point. Sometimes it needs to be sarcastic, sometimes it needs to be well thought of, and sometimes it is just plain joyful to your heart that you did not have to resort to anything other than being clever with words.

At this point on in my life I will be using the power of words to make my point clear to people I know in real life. That’s what I lacked all along that has separated my real life from my blog. I needed to connect the two. I ask my self a lot of why I blog. I am trying to express my self truthfully with the power of words, and I have been having a hard time doing that in real life. However, I just learned that I can express my self in real life the same way I do on my blog. I just have to limit my anger and use the power of sarcasm and proper vocabulary to express a thought quickly. If I only spend 10 – 15 minutes sometimes to write a blog post without having to re-edit what I have published, then I can do the same thing in real life. I just have to use that powerful form of expression. Clever well thought of phrases with a hint of sarcasm!

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