Or he will eat you!
You want a list? YOU WILL GET ONE!
More idiotic emails. I read this one and I was like huh? Then I read the search term that he used on Google to get to my site, and I was like aaah. Another idiot!
email: asisheerazwaggan at yahoo.com
SHEERAZ (none) wrote:
I am Sheeraz, 25 male from UAE.
I would like to welcome anyone interested to work with me volunteerily for human welfare.
Referring page: http://www.rebelliousarabgirl.net/
Keywords used: List of email addresses of Arab girls
Original referer: Google
What made me question his idiotic email is that he started it with Salam which means peace in Arabic.
So all I can say is, “Salam my brother. The only list of email addresses of Arabic Girls I can send your way is the hate mail you will receive when I publish this post!”
PS. I am mean.
I don’t feel like writing
It’s Friday night. Who wants to blog?
Not even this sloth can keep its eyes open anymore, although it is lazy and well, really lazy.
She said she is married to her, but where are the pics?
Yes, don’t let the title fool you. It is true. I used she, and her in one sentence. For those who can’t read, it is girl and girl getting married. DON’T FANTASIZE RIGHT NOW! Not the time for it. My post has another point! So, how they getting married?
Facebook has the feature for single, in a relationship with, engaged to, married to option where you can add whomever. Ok. Add whomever. I give you my blessings that you have found your other half. No problem. You are awesome!
Ok.. most of the girls on my list on Facebook are Arab. Those ARAB girls have serious self esteem issues or they think it is ok to get married to their best friend on Facebook. When I read on their status message that they got married out of no where then I read the person’s name and see that it is their girl “friend” then my eyes start popping out. What’s wrong with you Arabic girls!!?? Because people assume you are straight since you are Arabic doesn’t mean that it is OK for you to announce to the 300+ people on your contact list how much you love your best friend and now you are married to her virtually (hopefully only!). GROSS! Seriously. I condemn you for being such a fool, and I feel like removing you from my list. I don’t want a virtual same-sex oriented married friend on my list. Sorry, but I am prejudice and I think you are dumb.
Another thing that I HATE about Facebook and its stupid naive users is the stupid Advanced Wall or Fun Wall or any other crappy wall. I hate those. I hate them so much that I am afraid to click on my friends’ profiles anymore. I am afraid that they would have something that hasn’t been SEEN yet by the profile owner. Yes, I am talking about PORN! I was browsing an old friend’s profile, and she is a very nice person, and is mohajaba. She has a million applications added and I counted them and stopped when my eyes started hurting at million and one. So I clicked on her profile and I dropped out of my seat and said, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! She got full fledge porn on her Fun Wall from some other Arabic guy. Ahh? Ahhh.. CLOSE IT CLOSE IT! My little sister is coming! Shit man. Facebook and its users are fucked.
Anyways.. what did we all learn from this post?
1. I will never marry my best friend. She will hate me if I didn’t propose first and made it public without her knowledge.
2. Facebook = porn.
3. Time to remove more people from my Facebook list.
Contrary to popular belief, we don’t know how to hate.
I got an interesting email this morning from a Lebanese man named Ali. He said he wanted to help me in my rebellion and loves Palestine. I believe he loves Palestine more than Palestinians them selves. I feel a bit small and unpatriotic compared to him. What am I rebelling against now?
So Ali wrote:
My dream as a child was to be on an army that would march into Palestine, wash my face on the bank of the river Jordan. I am rebel too… I admit I do not have the answers but I am getting the technique.
Whether you believe it or not we are the chosen people. Those large brown eyes with long lashes that carry so much strength and love and resolve. Contrary to popular belief, we don’t know how to hate.
I didn’t know what to say, so I made a video demanding peace because we want peace. I found a perfect song by Lenny Kravits called “We Want Peace,” and I thought it was PERFECT!