Or he will eat you!

More idiotic emails. I read this one and I was like huh? Then I read the search term that he used on Google to get to my site, and I was like aaah. Another idiot!

email: asisheerazwaggan at yahoo.com

SHEERAZ (none) wrote:
SALAM,
I am Sheeraz, 25 male from UAE.
I would like to welcome anyone interested to work with me volunteerily for human welfare.

IP: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
Referring page: http://www.rebelliousarabgirl.net/
Keywords used: List of email addresses of Arab girls
Original referer: Google

What made me question his idiotic email is that he started it with Salam which means peace in Arabic.

So all I can say is, “Salam my brother. The only list of email addresses of Arabic Girls I can send your way is the hate mail you will receive when I publish this post!”

PS. I am mean.

It’s Friday night. Who wants to blog?

Not even this sloth can keep its eyes open anymore, although it is lazy and well, really lazy.

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Yes, don’t let the title fool you. It is true. I used she, and her in one sentence. For those who can’t read, it is girl and girl getting married. DON’T FANTASIZE RIGHT NOW! Not the time for it. My post has another point! So, how they getting married?

Through Facebook!

Facebook has the feature for single, in a relationship with, engaged to, married to option where you can add whomever. Ok. Add whomever. I give you my blessings that you have found your other half. No problem. You are awesome!

NOT!

Ok.. most of the girls on my list on Facebook are Arab. Those ARAB girls have serious self esteem issues or they think it is ok to get married to their best friend on Facebook. When I read on their status message that they got married out of no where then I read the person’s name and see that it is their girl “friend” then my eyes start popping out. What’s wrong with you Arabic girls!!?? Because people assume you are straight since you are Arabic doesn’t mean that it is OK for you to announce to the 300+ people on your contact list how much you love your best friend and now you are married to her virtually (hopefully only!). GROSS! Seriously. I condemn you for being such a fool, and I feel like removing you from my list. I don’t want a virtual same-sex oriented married friend on my list. Sorry, but I am prejudice and I think you are dumb.

Another thing that I HATE about Facebook and its stupid naive users is the stupid Advanced Wall or Fun Wall or any other crappy wall. I hate those. I hate them so much that I am afraid to click on my friends’ profiles anymore. I am afraid that they would have something that hasn’t been SEEN yet by the profile owner. Yes, I am talking about PORN! I was browsing an old friend’s profile, and she is a very nice person, and is mohajaba. She has a million applications added and I counted them and stopped when my eyes started hurting at million and one. So I clicked on her profile and I dropped out of my seat and said, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! She got full fledge porn on her Fun Wall from some other Arabic guy. Ahh? Ahhh.. CLOSE IT CLOSE IT! My little sister is coming! Shit man. Facebook and its users are fucked.

Anyways.. what did we all learn from this post?

1. I will never marry my best friend. She will hate me if I didn’t propose first and made it public without her knowledge.
2. Facebook = porn.
3. Time to remove more people from my Facebook list.

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I got an interesting email this morning from a Lebanese man named Ali. He said he wanted to help me in my rebellion and loves Palestine. I believe he loves Palestine more than Palestinians them selves. I feel a bit small and unpatriotic compared to him. What am I rebelling against now?

So Ali wrote:

…

My dream as a child was to be on an army that would march into Palestine, wash my face on the bank of the river Jordan. I am rebel too… I admit I do not have the answers but I am getting the technique.

Whether you believe it or not we are the chosen people. Those large brown eyes with long lashes that carry so much strength and love and resolve. Contrary to popular belief, we don’t know how to hate.

I didn’t know what to say, so I made a video demanding peace because we want peace. I found a perfect song by Lenny Kravits called “We Want Peace,” and I thought it was PERFECT!

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I was bored today and I needed to stimulate my brain with some work. I love listening to quiet ambient chill out music sometimes. That’s actually my favorite genre. However, I didn’t want to just put an mp3 and that’s it. I love making simple animated movies. Nothing complex and just music. So I searched around and I joined AnimationFactory.com to get some great background videos. I also used Ulead VideoStudio as my video editor.

I also noticed so many bloggers joining Vimeo.com to upload their video streams and those videos are SO nice! Unlike youtube’s grainy fuzzy videos. So I joined and I will be posting very very simple music videos with random quotes every now and then. I think it is subtle and a way to keep my brain active and get to do some simple graphical work. I just want a way to listen to the song in a video format with no mp3 streaming. I am not going to be spending a lot of time on those videos from now on.

However, I unfortunately have to say this, but I had hard time encoding the videos with certain file types on my STUPID Windows Vista, and I wished I had a Macintosh. BLASPHEMY! I said the M word!

I chose the song: Speed of Light by Alphawezen

If you want to request a song, just leave a comment and I will see what I can come up with next. I need ideas!

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I just came home from the lovely hour of gym time! Damn women! I mean it. DAMN WOMEN! I may complain about children, but OLD women.. very old STUBBORN women! NO! I haven’t touched that part yet.

So, before the gym class started (it’s pretty much aerobics and body building), an old Irish woman who goes there like every day LOVES to stand behind me. I don’t know why. One time she saw me sitting on the bench before class on my cell phone checking my email and she comes up to me and says, “don’t sit there, get UP! Don’t be lazy.” I looked at her and said, “yah yah???”

That was then.

This is TODAY!

The OLD BITCH and I mean it, she is OLD! She is at least 68, give or take a year or two. She has short ear length white hair, and a hyperactive persona that drives me INSANE! I hate HYPERACTIVE people that do it FOR NO REASON but to ANNOY ME! So I was standing in my usual spot and my sister was next to me. We had a lot of empty space in front of us. Well, class didn’t start yet, so obviously there were a lot of empty gaps. So, she comes up to me and says, “you know, there is a lot of empty space in front of you, you will end up there cause it seems that people behind you drag you to there.” I said, “I know. Because people keep PUSHING me.” I did emphasize pushing me to her face, and she looked at me with a bit of a shock.

In the middle of the class, all I can feel is her 1 foot behind me. It got to the point where I almost hit her, and DEAR GOD I wanted to hit her with my elbow and knock out her dentures.

I refused to move forward. I had enough being bullied by HER.

But no. My luck is not that great, neither is my sister’s.

My sister somehow ended up 2 rows behind me. I was like ? Then I asked her and she said, “one lady took my spot as I was getting a drink !” Argh!

Then out of no where, another lady was 1 foot next to me. This middle aged obnoxious Portuguese woman. You wonder how I know their ethnicity, it is because THEY KEEP talking and RELATING every song we do to THEIR life and culture. I kept wanting to say, “BITCH! MOVE! Damn it, you don’t know who you dealing with. You may be Portuguese BUT I AM ARABIC!!! AND MY BLOOD IS HOTTER THAN YOURS WOMAN! SO MOVE!”

However, that would never happen. Why? Cause I am the most polite person on earth. I never say anything or talk back or ever insult people I don’t know. I just can’t. I WAS RAISED WELL! DAMN MORALS! DAMN THEM!

The title is dedicated to how much I HATE Paula Abdul’s new song, “Dance like no tomorrow.” It is one of the new routines in my gym class. Paula, if you are reading this, “YOU ARE MAKING MILLIONS FROM AMERICAN IDOL! WHY YOU NEED TO DAMAGE OUR EARS WITH THIS CRAP!”

This song is dedicated to every old woman who pisses me off. I hope you fall!

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Probably the worst thing I have ever had to suffer through the past few weeks is job hunting. Jobs in my city are stupid. Beyond stupid. I am sick of the way they conduct interviews. I am sick of waiting for HR to reply back. I am just sick of the whole job hunting. Why can’t I just get a job that I can be happy doing what I love to do?

Love to do? I wish I knew what I wanted to do and what I am qualified for.

Most of the jobs that I see are either 1 - 2 years experience or more than 8 years! Hardly any in the middle ground. Those in the middle ground want an experienced person who knows EVERYTHING! Well, ok, I know everything, but can you really hire a person like that and expect them to be perfect at their job? How much is too much? How much is too little?

I am just sick and tired of looking for work here. I really am. I feel trapped in this job forever. I don’t even discuss job hunting or any interview I do with anyone anymore. They all hate me for it. The problem is my co-workers apply for the same jobs as me, and I am sick of it. I feel like I am competing to get an interview with a bunch of lazy, and unmotivated people who just want a job to earn money and that’s it. They have no passion. They never did. I feel that the more I discuss it with them, the more envious they are and they jinx me for it. They really do and they wonder why I get a lot of interviews and they don’t.

Believe me, I went on a lot of interviews! Some haven’t even replied yet, well, because, I HAVE NO CLUE! At least they should say no! That’s why they have HR for! Say something. I don’t care. Just leaving me hanging there wondering makes me sick. I am getting mentally sick. The more I stay at this horrible job of mine, the more I feel I am loosing my skills and charisma as a good IT professional. I am loosing my skills and passion and it is killing me!

I am just sick of my life. I really am. I am even thinking of applying to work now out of my city and move. I am just sick of being here. This city is not liking me. It doesn’t want me here and I feel that I have to go. How long does it take for an IT professional to find a job? Really! 6 years experience and I am stuck in a rut. I am either over qualified or under qualified.

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So who thinks the motorcycles fell forward?

(Raising my hand like a maniac and saying, “I DO I DO!!”)

I don’t want to be near any guy who does that.

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This is the most bizarre title of a song I ever heard. I think it would have been a great SITE title. ArabGirlBleedinglove.com. Just another great oxymoronic phrase that I love! But seriously… how in the world can anyone bleed love? Sounds so repulsive!

The song is nice though.

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