No, I am NOT getting married!

I have been getting emails and comments from people asking why I have been mentioning marriage a lot the past few days.

Did I ever say I was getting married?

Did I ever say I got engaged?

Did I ever say that some crazy messed up dude actually likes me?

Am I the selfish one, and that’s why I have been trying to get advice about the topic?

You know what’s funny. My best friend called me last night around 11:00 pm angry. I even saw an angry facebook message on my wall too from her. I was like shit. What the hell happened!?! She was angry cause of what is written on my blog and what the visitors said. My blog has become too personal that I get calls in the middle of the night about it. Good thing I have ONE best friend who reads my blog every day. Can you imagine anymore of my friends reading it daily? Anyways, after our short but awesome conversation with me half asleep and talking through my pillow she asked, “is that post about selfishness about me? AM I SELFISH?” I said, “no!!!!!!!!”

Then this morning I open up my email box with 12309182903 emails saying, “you getting married? Are you selfish?”

I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED. MY BEST FRIEND IS NOT GETTING MARRIED! IT WAS JUST A RHETORICAL QUESTION. That’s all!

So you people who are on crack just like me, PLEASE STOP making obscure assumptions. I am not getting married and I am the last person on earth to be selfish.

Angry, Blah Blah, They said what?