He told me about him, so I can write about him!
I was pretty stunned and I spent the rest of the afternoon laughing. So, what happened today? Well, I went downtown to meet up with my ex-boss for lunch. Oh, also as I was walking a homeless guy came up to me and asked for change. And you know me and homeless people. I NEVER say no EVER! I usually buy them food when I am in the market or somewhere where there is food stand. So I just gave him a $5 bill and his face glowed from the shock. I smiled back and said, “your welcome.”
Anyways, my ex-boss came out and then we started walking to find a place to eat, and then he asks me something really really weird.
He said, “how do you say worm in Arabic?”
I said, “hmm… why? You know someone that looks like a worm? Worm is ‘duda’ in Arabic.
He said, “yah. I saw a Duda last week. A pretty disgusting one too.”
I said, “what? Who?”
He said, “I was just going to grab a shawarma and I saw HIM! You know.. and he just came up to me, and started a conversation and I couldn’t figure out who he was. His head was shaved and he looked nasty, like a worm. That’s what I am calling him from now on.”
I said, “ok…” 
What was I supposed to say? I just started laughing in my head. I know I hate his guts for a million and a half reasons, but hearing it from my ex-boss was beyond hilarious that I had to share it with the world. I wanted to say to him, “yah.. I agree! That’s why he is such a loser and getting engaged to some girl he doesn’t know from far away in another country cause no girl here would want him.”
Seriously.. good riddance to bad rubbish. Bleaaaah.. Oh by the way, I REALLY hate guys who shave their heads or smoke or drink or whatever AND are lying mother fucking bastards.
Yes I am prejudice. SUE ME!
Oh well.. that was the highlight of my day!
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Shaved heads suck! Long hair FTW!
Smokes and Alcohol are for the weak of heart.
And I learned my first word of Arabic today!
Duda…
short hair ftw!!
Nope, sorry. Short hair does not win. :p:
It’s no fun to headbang or windmill with short hair (I’ve tried it), with long hair… it looks so epic. :yes:
And it’s a lot more fun to play with, I can put it in pigtails, spikes, and braids… but my mom won’t let me do dreds
And back on topic…
Is the word pronounced like Doo-dah or Dud-ah?
Oooo, how about a new word every week (month)?
It’d be fun for the non-Arabic speaking audience.
I actually had to be a dork and look up what FTW stood for. I had no clue! Now I know and I like guys with short nice hair cuts. Not long, not bold! Just MANLY!
I have hair all over my body, smoke, drink, curse and have tantrums. But I’m no duda.
Are they violent illegitimate tantrums?
nnooo…I sulk a little bit and hit the walls with my fists, until Inner Judge calls me names and I shut up and go to bed.
When I get mad I tend to kick stuff. My feet are stronger than my fists! I wish I was sleeping right now. ZZzzz
Bah, long hair is still cool. Mine’s actually longer than yours. And since when has long hair not been manly? Jesus had long hair, Sephiroth had long (and white) hair, Herman Li has long hair…
But whatever :whoa:
I just got finished punching/kicking trees, now that is MANLY! RAWR!
ROFLCOPTER
I know back in the old days men had long hair and it was normal. No one had a buzz cut except Caesar and all the Romans. So it was cool. I like short nice cut hair on men. Just my style.. I find it HOT!
Would back in the old days be the 80’s? Cause they had wicked hilarious hair back then… So much hairspray. Then the 90’s was all about color and grease… =|
I can see why long hair gets ragged on now…
But it’s not so bad as long as it’s kept nice and tidy, now the dudes that look like they just crawled out of a trash can or haven’t washed in 2 weeks, that stuff is icky and smells terrible. :annoyed:
One of the first things I notice about a woman, if the hair looks bad, then its as much as a turn off as smoking.