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I want friend you

There has been a constant theme of emails that I have been receiving from my site from guys asking to be my friend. They email me their phone numbers, their email addresses, their fantasies, but dammit, WHY DON’T THEY SEND A PICTURE to complete the introduction.

I need to see who you are! How can I JUDGE you and be SURE that you want to be friends with me? Especially with the phone number thing, I have to be sure you are cute, or I wouldn’t bother to call you collect. Also, don’t forget, since I am so desperate to make anonymous friends (mostly guys) off the internet, then make sure you are good looking. I am not a super model, and I need a hot hot sexy guy to be at my side at all times so my self esteem and image of my self enhances ten fold cause I am walking with such a hot guy. It make me feel good to cuddle only a HOT guy.

Next time, email me a better sentence than saying,

“I want friend you”

“hi xxx from xxx can we be friend?”

“I am somali man and am leav in borway.and I dont have any girl freind.so I want get arab freind thanks”

“I make you friend.”

Yes.. these are one line emails that I have gotten from people wanting to be friends just the past week. I removed any email or phone number. Seriously, what’s wrong with you desperate MEN!

I didn’t include the horrible emails that have sexual contents because my site is not X-rated, but only R!

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11 Comments

  • Way to “break the ice”!

    These guys mean buisiness, just strait to the point. No soft talk or anything. :lmao:

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  • Hence the phrase.. I want to f…. you..

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  • :laugh:

    And I just realised what the last sentence said… they haven’t atcually, you know… pictures of “stuff” and “junk”? :p:

    Dear God, for some reason “Borat” is coming to mind… :cry:

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  • Well the guys that are contacting you Mona seem to have the interpersonal skills of Borat when it comes to women. That is probably while they are still single and desperate to meet women. :bored:

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  • Your so intimidating Mona… I have thought about emailing you to see if we can exchange MSN or some type of chat program. But i knew if i did you would think im so crazy guy (Not 100% sure if im not…) and would prob write a post about it.

    Your a cool girl Mona. you have created a persona here that I think a lot of Arab men find different, and anything different is always attractive (Not that your not anyway).

    your so forward in your persona and i think a lot of men like this as it scares them… your unpredictable which is also a thing a lot of men like.

    But the sad thing is i believe that a lot of these men would want to change that…

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  • Yeah it seems that the internet is crawling with weird foreign guys who all they want is to tell you they want to sex you. I remember when I had ICQ and I never got any local guy (or any American guy at that), just ones from India saying “Can I sex you?” or “can I friend you?” and then come the constant ringing and bugging. Thank goodness there is such thing as an ignore option! Will these guys ever learn? Probably not. As long as we have the internet we have weird men wanting to sex us.

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  • Although it’s strange to email someone you don’t know wanting such things, I have to say it’s kind of funny. What kind of response do these people expect?

    Seriously, c’mon…

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  • People except for me to write a post about it, and dammit, I can’t WAIT to do that!

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  • hello i want friend you.

    lol.

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  • hi mona i would like to be your friend and chat with u

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  • hi Mona, a person have one friend & he is the best. If any one say that he or she has lot of friend then he or she has nothing.

    So what is wise??

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