BITCH! Don’t dance like there’s no tomorrow!

I just came home from the lovely hour of gym time! Damn women! I mean it. DAMN WOMEN! I may complain about children, but OLD women.. very old STUBBORN women! NO! I haven’t touched that part yet.

So, before the gym class started (it’s pretty much aerobics and body building), an old Irish woman who goes there like every day LOVES to stand behind me. I don’t know why. One time she saw me sitting on the bench before class on my cell phone checking my email and she comes up to me and says, “don’t sit there, get UP! Don’t be lazy.” I looked at her and said, “yah yah???”

That was then.

This is TODAY!

The OLD BITCH and I mean it, she is OLD! She is at least 68, give or take a year or two. She has short ear length white hair, and a hyperactive persona that drives me INSANE! I hate HYPERACTIVE people that do it FOR NO REASON but to ANNOY ME! So I was standing in my usual spot and my sister was next to me. We had a lot of empty space in front of us. Well, class didn’t start yet, so obviously there were a lot of empty gaps. So, she comes up to me and says, “you know, there is a lot of empty space in front of you, you will end up there cause it seems that people behind you drag you to there.” I said, “I know. Because people keep PUSHING me.” I did emphasize pushing me to her face, and she looked at me with a bit of a shock.

In the middle of the class, all I can feel is her 1 foot behind me. It got to the point where I almost hit her, and DEAR GOD I wanted to hit her with my elbow and knock out her dentures.

I refused to move forward. I had enough being bullied by HER.

But no. My luck is not that great, neither is my sister’s.

My sister somehow ended up 2 rows behind me. I was like :wtf: ? Then I asked her and she said, “one lady took my spot as I was getting a drink !” Argh!

Then out of no where, another lady was 1 foot next to me. This middle aged obnoxious Portuguese woman. You wonder how I know their ethnicity, it is because THEY KEEP talking and RELATING every song we do to THEIR life and culture. I kept wanting to say, “BITCH! MOVE! Damn it, you don’t know who you dealing with. You may be Portuguese BUT I AM ARABIC!!! AND MY BLOOD IS HOTTER THAN YOURS WOMAN! SO MOVE!”

However, that would never happen. Why? Cause I am the most polite person on earth. I never say anything or talk back or ever insult people I don’t know. I just can’t. I WAS RAISED WELL! DAMN MORALS! DAMN THEM! :annoyed:

The title is dedicated to how much I HATE Paula Abdul’s new song, “Dance like no tomorrow.” It is one of the new routines in my gym class. Paula, if you are reading this, “YOU ARE MAKING MILLIONS FROM AMERICAN IDOL! WHY YOU NEED TO DAMAGE OUR EARS WITH THIS CRAP!”

This song is dedicated to every old woman who pisses me off. I hope you fall!

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