She said she is married to her, but where are the pics?
Yes, don’t let the title fool you. It is true. I used she, and her in one sentence. For those who can’t read, it is girl and girl getting married. DON’T FANTASIZE RIGHT NOW! Not the time for it. My post has another point! So, how they getting married?
Through Facebook!
Facebook has the feature for single, in a relationship with, engaged to, married to option where you can add whomever. Ok. Add whomever. I give you my blessings that you have found your other half. No problem. You are awesome!
NOT!
Ok.. most of the girls on my list on Facebook are Arab. Those ARAB girls have serious self esteem issues or they think it is ok to get married to their best friend on Facebook. When I read on their status message that they got married out of no where then I read the person’s name and see that it is their girl “friend” then my eyes start popping out. What’s wrong with you Arabic girls!!?? Because people assume you are straight since you are Arabic doesn’t mean that it is OK for you to announce to the 300+ people on your contact list how much you love your best friend and now you are married to her virtually (hopefully only!). GROSS! Seriously. I condemn you for being such a fool, and I feel like removing you from my list. I don’t want a virtual same-sex oriented married friend on my list. Sorry, but I am prejudice and I think you are dumb.
Another thing that I HATE about Facebook and its stupid naive users is the stupid Advanced Wall or Fun Wall or any other crappy wall. I hate those. I hate them so much that I am afraid to click on my friends’ profiles anymore. I am afraid that they would have something that hasn’t been SEEN yet by the profile owner. Yes, I am talking about PORN! I was browsing an old friend’s profile, and she is a very nice person, and is mohajaba. She has a million applications added and I counted them and stopped when my eyes started hurting at million and one. So I clicked on her profile and I dropped out of my seat and said, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! She got full fledge porn on her Fun Wall from some other Arabic guy. Ahh? Ahhh.. CLOSE IT CLOSE IT! My little sister is coming! Shit man. Facebook and its users are fucked.
Anyways.. what did we all learn from this post?
1. I will never marry my best friend. She will hate me if I didn’t propose first and made it public without her knowledge.
2. Facebook = porn.
3. Time to remove more people from my Facebook list.
Angry, Blah Blah, Ranting as usual!, They said what?, Whatever!
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Two of my sisters are ‘married’ to each other on FB. At first their argument was that neither of their boyfriends were on facebook. Now one of their boys is, but they’re still married.
And porn? yeah. I had a friend (HAD) on facebook who posted a full-on nude shot of himself. Showing off his, um, stuff. It showed up in my news feed!
Oh man.. now people are going to fantasize about your two blond sisters.
Ah, Facebook IS a screwed up place, DO NOT WANT! =O
Though I honestly can’t see the point with all these “social network” abominations. Can’t wait ’til the fad dies off… at least I’m hoping it does :think:
why peoples are afraid to believe who they are! and makes others fools :whoa:
wow I couldn’t agree more with you. well you know FaceBook is not working as it meant to wrok for ..! :argh:
I mean to bring people together as one group.
speaking of the FUN WALL god! u don’t know how much i hate the fun wall !! :hmph: ppl would post porn without the owner awareness :sweat: !! what if i don’t log to facebook for one week?! i come back with lots of porn !
so you don’t want to add ppl u don’t know plus my facebook got hacked just one month ago dunno why !
anyway girl i just wanted to say that i really luv your blog keep it up! :whee:
Thank you! I will keep on blogging!
I’m down with any site that promotes this type of behaviour between ladies – as long as it does not spill over to the mean – because that would be wrong … :whoa:
/poke free
BTW – I was joking. (No hatemail please.) :heart:
oMG so many apps! why do people have so much crap and then my mail box gets filled up
“Guess which film actor you are?”
“Guess which footballer you are?”
…. and crap keeps going
I hate Facebook
I hate Facebook
I hate Facebook
Don’t search for me there – I don’t even have an account. it feels for me too much like writing one’s personal address and phone number in the newspaper.
I mean, okay, one can make the account viewable by friends only and/or use a nickname, but then why have a FB account in the first place? Since I don’t like the idea of going public , e-mail is enough for me.
The world has become a dirty place. I remember when I was young, girls pretended to get married it was innocent silliness. We are best friend’s forever type of stuff.
Times have changed people are more aware of certain stuff which is sad really. I am not a hater and don’t hate anyone apart from perhaps ‘Niqabi supremacists’ and that is because they as superior haters. I think it’s sad that we waste time hating people who are not harming anyone.
My daughter thinks it strange that I have 2 of my best friends from childhood. (Hopefully our kids will marry) and we are still close. That just won’t happen these days.