Right before going to the gym I checked my email from my mobile and I read this amazing comment that a guy who was searching on Google “I want an Arab wife” from the UK, and he happened to end up at my blog http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=i+want+an++arab+wife&meta=
I read it and I got excited! My heart was racing, and all through the hour of work out I was thinking of what to reply. What to REPLY to this guy. Oh my God I haven’t had such great hate mail for weeks that deserved an entire POST!
This is what Yassir said, and he was replying to my previous post, and I didn’t approve it. I didn’t want to. This is better!
Author : Yasir
(IP: 86.166.98.234,
host86-166-98-234.range86-166.btcentralplus.com)
E-mail: ym252@cam.ac.uk
URL:
Whois:http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=86.166.98.234
Comment:
You need to get a life. I came accross this site researching on the feasibility of marrying a bride from the Arab world. I read that article of yours detailing your mother ranting at you et cetera, and then I fast forward one year and find you are still writing pointless articles. I dont know you, dont think I want to know mind you, but I have some altuistic advice for you as a fellow human. Switch off your blog, step away from the computer and experience the real world. Go hiking or something. May be that will solve what has evidently become a case of unprodcuctive, fruitless pavlovian conditioning that you call a blog; some plastic chitter chatter to an electronic screen. I know you aren’t going to listen to me – so just remember this. It seems (from the one and half articles I’ve read) that you’re too far imbued in your current life for this to have any effect. But when you do marry and have kids, you’ll realise what you don’t know now. I don’t mean to be cryptic or anything but its the only subtle way of putting it.
My only reply is this. Sorry that I disappointed you and made you hate my site in the 36 minutes 36 seconds that you were on it trying to figure out how to get a mail order Arab bride. Try Russians.
Ps. I had to fix your spelling Yasir. It is altruistic not altuistic.
I tried many methods for people to contact me. I used msn, then stopped cause men are horny. I used GTalk through my blog’s email, but I stopped cause men are horny and stupid. I then installed a chat room on my blog, but men are horny, boring, and stupid. I used men a lot in one paragraph eh? It’s because my website’s demographics are 90% male. I wonder why?? My last way was my live web cam that resulted in idiots emailing me saying why I eat with my mouth open. Well, I have to open my mouth to put food in it. That’s the process of devouring good wholesome sugar coated candy. By the time the camera stream goes to your stupid ass computer, I would have been done eating and unfortunately you would still be seeing a slow motion of me devouring my snack. 
Not only do people search for porn to get to my site, but they actually use my internal search engine to search for porn thinking I have some hidden links within my site and the page they reached was a fluke. I don’t even want to mention the other crap they type to find my site. Dear God my eyes bleed from disgust while reading those keywords.