Some altruistic advice from another fellow human (ie. HATE MAIL!)
Right before going to the gym I checked my email from my mobile and I read this amazing comment that a guy who was searching on Google “I want an Arab wife” from the UK, and he happened to end up at my blog http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=i+want+an++arab+wife&meta=
I read it and I got excited! My heart was racing, and all through the hour of work out I was thinking of what to reply. What to REPLY to this guy. Oh my God I haven’t had such great hate mail for weeks that deserved an entire POST!
This is what Yassir said, and he was replying to my previous post, and I didn’t approve it. I didn’t want to. This is better!
Author : Yasir
(IP: 86.166.98.234,
host86-166-98-234.range86-166.btcentralplus.com)
E-mail: ym252@cam.ac.uk
URL:
Whois:http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=86.166.98.234
Comment:
You need to get a life. I came accross this site researching on the feasibility of marrying a bride from the Arab world. I read that article of yours detailing your mother ranting at you et cetera, and then I fast forward one year and find you are still writing pointless articles. I dont know you, dont think I want to know mind you, but I have some altuistic advice for you as a fellow human. Switch off your blog, step away from the computer and experience the real world. Go hiking or something. May be that will solve what has evidently become a case of unprodcuctive, fruitless pavlovian conditioning that you call a blog; some plastic chitter chatter to an electronic screen. I know you aren’t going to listen to me – so just remember this. It seems (from the one and half articles I’ve read) that you’re too far imbued in your current life for this to have any effect. But when you do marry and have kids, you’ll realise what you don’t know now. I don’t mean to be cryptic or anything but its the only subtle way of putting it.
My only reply is this. Sorry that I disappointed you and made you hate my site in the 36 minutes 36 seconds that you were on it trying to figure out how to get a mail order Arab bride. Try Russians.
Ps. I had to fix your spelling Yasir. It is altruistic not altuistic.
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“…fruitless pavlovian conditioning…” Looks like someone loves his thesaurus a little too much.
I doubt he used a thesaurus cause he can’t spell.
Haha – Yasir rocks my world! I thought Russian brides were the hot commodity of the internet world. Meh, what do I know – I went for Greek. I actually am amazed that someone takes the time to write a note like this to a complete stranger. I’d be honoured if I were you, but we both know that I’m not. AM I? Anyway, glad to see your still miserable – if you decide to go hiking, you know where to find me. Cheers!
“Judge not, that ye be not judged”
I’m no religious person but I do think that is a good saying.. He judged you on two posts and thinks he knows you.
So why not reverse it like you have… He is looking for a wife online, through Google, and then insults you through trying to look for a Arab wife.
I guess he is looking for a Arab women who will obey his every command and not think for herself.
I do enjoy these posts Mona.
This is what I find amusing from someone who is searching online for a mate instead of going out and meeting people:
“Switch off your blog, step away from the computer and experience the real world. Go hiking or something. May be that will solve what has evidently become a case of unprodcuctive, fruitless pavlovian conditioning”
I copied and pasted it from the top which I see he can’t spell worth crap either. I think Mr Yasir should get his pathetic butt off the computer and into the real world and practice what he preaches.
Some people are just lame but we need them in our lives to humor us and make us write amusing blogs about them. How else can we have great blogs without them?
bahahahahahahhaha YASIR, u r quite hysterical…
He goes to the University of Cambridge and still looks for Arab prides on the internet? that university is like 60% Arabs … wot a loser
“ym252@cam.ac.uk”
Cambridge eh? 60% Arabs eh? I think of those 60% not ONE girl would look at him!
He obviously has too much time on his hands…
Ah, ha, ha! Yasir!
I think after shampooing one’s hair always benefits from some pavlovian conditioning.
I’m sure the girls will come running to apply for the position of Yasir’s wife after reading this post.
All he has to do now is sit back and choose.
Wear sunglasses when you take the applications, Yasir. Sit in a lawn chair and don’t smile. You will be devilishly attractive!
Congratulations. You’ve really arrived when you receive your first piece of hate mail.
It’s not my first.. I been getting hate mail since I started this blog. But this one is special because it is the first I had in a while!
Haha, too funny. And definitely ironic!
I will add you to my collection of Palestinian racists.
I am racist against what now? You or idiots? Oh wait. It’s the same thing, no difference.
This guy is probably wound up too tight, but I think the spelling nitpickery is silly teenage angst. If the main thrust of your counter argument is to target his spelling (of a single word), you’ve lost much of your intellectual superiority.
p.s. Yes, I’m aware nitpickery is not a real word.
Adrienne? Did you only read the last line? Didn’t you read when I actually said why the hell are you here? This is not a place to find an Arabic wife.
I think you need to learn to read.
So I guess the “Mail (will not be published)” lark is a bit of a farce then.
I’ve no shame in admitting I typed that into Google. I’m sure we’ve all typed in stranger things in our lifetimes.
Anyway, my point in replying was just to say thanks to Lee Doyle for the reminder. Khalaas. I hope you all have merry lives.
Yasir, do I know you? the name rings a bell… But I am sure I don’t know anyone like yourself…
Ya Mona, you know you’ve made it when the hate-mail is so eloquent! :cute:
Nevertheless, while he has cojones for being honest, is it not a little harsh posting his e-mail address? He will be drowing in spam before the day is out…
I think I mentioned before that I was mean!
omg I just wrote an entry about mail order brides last night whoa!! that is freaky haha. Seriously no plagarism or anything of the sort intended haha, and it was sparked up by this relative of mine who came to Jordan looking for one lol and she inspected my sister hehe (she didn’t know she was being inspected lol)
Your site is awesome…I was searching info on global voting blogs and polls for US politics and came across your site. I APPLAUD your strength to be your own person (as we all should be and quit trying to please everyone).
Hey have you watched “Don’t Mess With the Zohan” great example even if it’s a silly parody of how there are more like you who are deciding to leave the fighting, judging and hatred behind.
WELCOME TO CANADA
…I am a 14th generation born in Canada (1650’s when my ancestors came from France on both sides father/mother, it wasn’t even Canada yet then)
PS I am christian raised married to a hindu and her dad was muslim…hows that for mixing the pot
@gilles – interesting history you got there. I never seen “Don’t Mess with Zohan.” I am not into watching parody that much. However, I will take your word for it.