Guest Post: Ranting against my co-workers

Guest post by Tim.

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My rant:

I’m rebelling against the influx of whiny a-holes that I have to listen to everyday as I try to sit quietly and not do any work while I’m at work. I would even make a deal with my boss; I’ll actually do some work while I’m here if you can stop people here in ‘Cube Land’ from sucking the life out of me. These fluorescent lights are enough!

I’m so sick of listening to all those ‘Emo-Kids’ whining about their life and how crappy it is that they are forced to live in the suburbs with their SUV driving parents who work at financial firm XXX and make a shit load of money. Enjoy it while it lasts!

What I’d like to see is what they are going to rebel against once their parents kick their sorry butts out of the house for being a lazy bum and they have to live in the real world, not in the air-conditioned finished basement with a big-screen TV and video games.

I will relate this to the current trend of seeing a therapist and taking massive amounts of anti-depressants. Life SUCKS sometimes, get over it. Tomorrow will be a better day, or, perhaps a rain of shit is coming your way for the next year. Deal with it. Stop being such a pussy, everybody’s life sucks just as much as yours. You are NOT the only one! Most of us normal human beings just bottle up all our discontent, until finally we explode and throw a fork at a family member during dinner. That, my friend, is the way to deal with your issues, not spending $100/hour to ‘talk it out’ with a therapist, and then go and tell everyone that you just saw a shrink, now expecting the pity. People need to shut the fuck up and get on with their lives.

To end my rant on these leaches and bringer-downers of society I’m going to throw a stapler at my co-worker in the cube across from me in an attempt to get him to stop bitching about his shitty life.

Thwack!!

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