Why I should be a dictator
I believe in dictatorship for the good of people. I believe that I should rule for the sake of equality. I will unite the people to work for a common cause and for the well being of themselves and others. Everyone would have food and homes. Everyone would be working towards the greatness of human civilization!
That’s what a crack head would say and most politicians believing in such thing as democracy and desperately want people to vote for them! (Vote for me! I want power. I mean I will make people happy and all equal!) But let’s be honest, all I want is power! Screw people! :p:
I am a Capricorn and I dont’ believe in votes! I take what I want! Moreover, I think the goat is a fine animal, probably the best animal ever! Well, next to Leos. That damn lion always gets in my way! Anyways, look at goats. What can a goat provide? Goat provides humans wool, milk, meat, and lots of company and loud noise! We are great.
So, if some day I become a dictator and you fall under my rule, just remember this: “I don’t take no for an answer and the possibilities are endless!”
—–> If you are wondering why this post does not make any sense is because I am tired. I have been busy all weekend and I drank a lot of coke, ate a lot of candy, and I feel light headed with all the sugar. Excuse me. I will come back another day with a better post that does not portray my inner thoughts and desire of being a dictator. Remember, I started the rebellion, and it will end soon to make room for something bigger!
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Ohhh, you are a Capricorn! THAT explains it!! :laugh:
Well, yah!!
yeah this bitch stole my birthday..
I’m a Capricorn too…the negative aspect of being a dictator is that the alfa male goat( the dictator) is called tais :laugh:
Check out this song:
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/coldplay/viva_la_vida.html
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemies eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
“Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!”
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
Once you know there was never, never an honest word
That was when I ruled the world
(Ohhh)
Gee, i was thinking u were kinda serious at first :laugh: anyway take a lot of rest.
We Leos are indeed number 1
sure sure..
Another Capricorn here. A good dictator beats a despot president any day!
Darn! I’d vote for you every day!
I am a capricorn too …