Why I should be a dictator

I believe in dictatorship for the good of people. I believe that I should rule for the sake of equality. I will unite the people to work for a common cause and for the well being of themselves and others. Everyone would have food and homes. Everyone would be working towards the greatness of human civilization!

That’s what a crack head would say and most politicians believing in such thing as democracy and desperately want people to vote for them! (Vote for me! I want power. I mean I will make people happy and all equal!) But let’s be honest, all I want is power! Screw people! :p:

I am a Capricorn and I dont’ believe in votes! I take what I want! Moreover, I think the goat is a fine animal, probably the best animal ever! Well, next to Leos. That damn lion always gets in my way! Anyways, look at goats. What can a goat provide? Goat provides humans wool, milk, meat, and lots of company and loud noise! We are great.

So, if some day I become a dictator and you fall under my rule, just remember this: “I don’t take no for an answer and the possibilities are endless!”

—–> If you are wondering why this post does not make any sense is because I am tired. I have been busy all weekend and I drank a lot of coke, ate a lot of candy, and I feel light headed with all the sugar. Excuse me. I will come back another day with a better post that does not portray my inner thoughts and desire of being a dictator. Remember, I started the rebellion, and it will end soon to make room for something bigger!

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