And today’s number 1 email is: … (drum roll please)
I got a lame ass email this morning, and I was not in a good mood with my constant sneezing and watery eyes. Damn allergies! So I replied to this idiot, and he keeps saying the same thing over and over. I keep yawning with discontent from the lameness of his emails. He keeps replying back with bad English with the same thought. He thinks that a bunch of words can hurt me. He was so lovey dovey and suddenly turned to a lame ass excuse for a human being.
from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 12:41 PM
subject hello
mailed-by live.comhi,dear how u doing ? i hope u fine i really liked u so mach since i read ur personal information and when i saw ur nice face and nice body i really liked to become firends i send u so many emails but still no respond i dont know why ur doing this ? dear when ever u reccive my email plz try to respond to me i love u really i am not joking i all ways thing about u with out u dear i will be in bad situation really plz let me see ur respond and thank u by . i hope for u long life .
from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 1:07 PM
subject Re: hello
mailed-by gmail.comDo not email me again. This is the stupidest email I have ever read.
Bye.
from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:11 PM
subject FW: hello
mailed-by live.comfack u, u stubid gril u bech who u thing ur i know people like u fac
from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:12 PM
subject Re: FW: hello
mailed-by gmail.comLearn to speak English. That was horrible.
from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:14 PM
subject lol
mailed-by live.comlol what u know englsh what a facking gril ur bech
from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:15 PM
subject Re: lol
mailed-by gmail.comLame.
from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:17 PM
subject fack
mailed-by live.comlet me facku to night u bech
from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:18 PM
subject Re: fack
mailed-by gmail.com*yawn*
from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:20 PM
subject f
mailed-by live.comare u ready to to fack u u bech ?
from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:23 PM
subject k
mailed-by live.comi am just ready to fack u u bech
from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:26 PM
subject se
mailed-by live.comfack u,u bech be ready i am jsut going to fack u
from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:30 PM
subject ugly gril
mailed-by live.comfack u u bech ugly gril
from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:32 PM
subject Re: ugly gril
mailed-by gmail.comAre you done? Because you are spam now and publicly humiliated.
I think his brain went to control paste mode in the last few emails. Jeez. He would not stop. However, I was getting amused by his persistence.

















The nerve of some people, that’s terrible Mona! Good thing u kept ur cool!
I am used to clowns. I have been dealing with them since I started this blog 2.5 years ago.
I became an expert in patience and ignoring morons!
Looks like an arranged marriage is in the works.
I would rather die in my sleep than deal with a pea brained man like that.
I know this terribly annoyed you Mona… but this is the funniest stuff I have read in ages!!! He’s so friggin funny!!!
Meh.. I am used to such daily idiocity. Persistence is what amuses me.
lool …that was hilarious
oh my gosh ppl like this should not exist ..but really he made me laugh with his stupidness
btw i like ur blog ,been reading for the past six month via RSS feeds
ciao
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
fak u u bich, i wanna fack to u in za night
Please tell me you made this up for a laugh…
It just blows my mind what type of response they expect when they type that email.
Aren’t you funny Malika.. tooz feeki!
@JJDW – nop. copied pasted it word by word. I was going to put his email as well, but his first and last name were sufficient.
………..hahahahahahahah
thanks for the book mona!
Hey hey Brian. Glad you got it and wasn’t delayed in traffic much!
Freaky, weird, scary… awesomely hilarious too.. some men are just plain horny..
Indeed they are. Too bad I am the victim of such atrocity.
Thank God I’m male
what was he thinking? haha!
A very short comedy drama. As Ladyjava says, freaky, weird, scary and awesomely hilarious too.
lol.
Very amusing. Seems like a stalker. He will get many abusive emails as a result.
that’s a freakin’ experience. just ignore him completely. he’s a complete moron.
you know what i like your blog. every time i dropped my card. i always read what’s new.
have a nice day!
lol. Well that made my day
Thank you
LOL
That was really funny!…what a (facking) 7mar lol
you really made my day mona!
Hahahaha. That doesn’t need any more words!
And he keeps emailing me till now with the same line. I think he has self esteem issues.
LoOl now this was lame!
Borat is stalking you…
I like your calm against that guy maintain as it and dont bother about him
Hi, Mona Forget about that idiot, i like your patience keep continue your patience forever sure it will help u.