And today’s number 1 email is: … (drum roll please)

I got a lame ass email this morning, and I was not in a good mood with my constant sneezing and watery eyes. Damn allergies! So I replied to this idiot, and he keeps saying the same thing over and over. I keep yawning with discontent from the lameness of his emails. He keeps replying back with bad English with the same thought. He thinks that a bunch of words can hurt me. He was so lovey dovey and suddenly turned to a lame ass excuse for a human being.

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 12:41 PM
subject hello
mailed-by live.com

hi,dear how u doing ? i hope u fine i really liked u so mach since i read ur personal information and when i saw ur nice face and nice body i really liked to become firends i send u so many emails but still no respond i dont know why ur doing this ? dear when ever u reccive my email plz try to respond to me i love u really i am not joking i all ways thing about u with out u dear i will be in bad situation really plz let me see ur respond and thank u by . i hope for u long life .

from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 1:07 PM
subject Re: hello
mailed-by gmail.com

Do not email me again. This is the stupidest email I have ever read.

Bye.

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:11 PM
subject FW: hello
mailed-by live.com

fack u, u stubid gril u bech who u thing ur i know people like u fac

from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:12 PM
subject Re: FW: hello
mailed-by gmail.com

Learn to speak English. That was horrible.

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:14 PM
subject lol
mailed-by live.com

lol what u know englsh what a facking gril ur bech

from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:15 PM
subject Re: lol
mailed-by gmail.com

Lame.

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:17 PM
subject fack
mailed-by live.com

let me facku to night u bech

from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:18 PM
subject Re: fack
mailed-by gmail.com

*yawn*

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:20 PM
subject f
mailed-by live.com

are u ready to to fack u u bech ?

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:23 PM
subject k
mailed-by live.com

i am just ready to fack u u bech

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:26 PM
subject se
mailed-by live.com

fack u,u bech be ready i am jsut going to fack u

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:30 PM
subject ugly gril
mailed-by live.com

fack u u bech ugly gril

from Mona – Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:32 PM
subject Re: ugly gril
mailed-by gmail.com

Are you done? Because you are spam now and publicly humiliated.

I think his brain went to control paste mode in the last few emails. Jeez. He would not stop. However, I was getting amused by his persistence.

Funny, Idiots, They said what?, Whatever!