The biggest turn off

Bald guys with weird shaped heads. Yes. Them. I see them every single day!

Guys complain about girls a lot. They are too fat, have ugly hair, have big nose, have small eyes, have hairy arms, whatever. And here I am doing the same to you guys. Seriously, it is ok to go bald, because there is no shame in male baldness. It is heredity, but there is a solution, like a toupee or a wig! I find baldness hot and sexy on Bruce Willis, but he is Bruce Willis, and you are not.

So, why do some guys shave their heads and think it is hot? There are rules to when to shave your head. You have to test it first and make sure that your head shape is suitable for it. If it is not, wear a hat for the next two weeks whenever you are visible to the outside world. Seriously, it is so fugly on some guys. Also, if you are NOT in the process of pre-mature baldness, then DON’T shave your head. Arghhh.. :mrgreen:

This baldness story reminded me of my horrible Discrete Mathematics professor I had a few years ago. Wait, he was NOT a professor, but a PhD candidate. I refused to call him prof. He didn’t deserve the title because he was horribly annoying, and was bald and looked like something that came out of WWII. His baldness seriously annoyed me. The days when he forgot to shave his head and little hairs were showing up, like an army buzz cut, was when I thought, “dude, he looks HUMAN!” Too bad he was old and not married. (Which will eventually be my life too.) Anyways, that guy was annoying. He was so annoying, that I forgot his name! I never told this story, but he was the only university instructor that I told off.

Why the Utter Discontent

1. I despised Discrete Mathematics II. (Second half of the useless craziness.)
2. I hated pure mathematics. I am an applied math kind of gal.
3. I didn’t care about surjective and bijective functions. Graph theory was cool, cause we computer nerds use it, but everything else, NO!
4. I hated him for teaching that class.
5. I hated when he kept complaining about modern urban words like “ain’t.” He repeatedly kept telling us that he hated that word and everyone that said it. (Which meant us!)
6. I hated it when he kept saying that he had a photographic memory.
7. I hated it when he kept showing off that he can speak another language, and teaching us some words. I wonder what he thought of us immigrants then that knew English, good English, not so good English, and the mother tongue!
8. I hated his bald head. Gave me nightmares every time I went to class.
9. I hated his weekly home work assignments that had nothing to do with the course’s contents. But that’s when the story got interestinating…

According to 9 above, he gave us home work on a weekly basis. He placed the assignments online, and we had to hand it in every Monday. One Monday, I was really sick, so I decided to just email it to him before class earlier in the day. Yes, I typed Mathematical solution <-- total nerd. Anyways, so he emailed me back within 30 minutes, and told me that the proof was wrong, and I should redo it before class or I will get a zero. This was only half way through the course. 6 weeks left!

You know me people. When I am sick, I get pissed! So I emailed back saying, "LISTEN! I DO NO KNOW HOW TO DO THIS! I AM SICK! I AM NOT GOING TO REDO IT OR THINK ABOUT IT, AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS CLASS! I JUST NEED TO PASS!"

I didn't get a reply. (No wonder!) I refused to go to class after that, and did not do the rest of the assignments. I always wondered how people were acing the course. Total nerds I tell ya! Anyways, so, no home works, mediocre grades on the midterms, barely passing, and the assignments were 10 or 20% of the course. I do not remember. So pretty much assignments were out of the question.

There were only 3 girls in the class. (Welcome to Comp Sci!) So it was easy to point us out. And I sat in the front, and boom I vanished! lol How did I pass the course and do super duper on it? I studied the book and memorized past finals. Showed up to the final (50% of the grade), refused to look at him, sat all the way in the back, and finished a 3 hour exam in 45 minutes. Aced it! It was either I memorize useless crap, or repeat the course 12 months later and see his baldness again!

God, I rant too much. I have many horrible professor stories, but that was the best one! Bald guys, if you are not hot like my man Bruce, then don't shave it!

If you have not noticed, this post was a total excuse to put up Bruce Willis pictures! I am a member of his Facebook club. Now aren’t I silly?

Ranting as usual!, Whatever!