Totally a Dear Abby wannabe
No I am not. However, people think I am. My blog visitors have reached a new level of personal attachment to my blog, in other words, ME. I am not their relationship adviser through the virtual world anymore; I am their personal adviser through the phone. Yes, I am now talking to some visitors on the phone because they are obsessed with me giving unsolicited advice on relationships. They even want to meet me in person! I feel sorry for you for having that thought! 
Anyways, they want me to listen to them, and to tell them the one thing they want to hear: “You are young, haven’t really suffered yet, and break up with him!” 
My Virtual Advice
If you are having a relationship problem, and don’t know how to break up with guys the way I professionally do it using my wickedly awesome blog, then these songs are sure winners for various situations: cheating, being an ass, being a bitch, being a psychopath, etc. These songs might work. 
Alanis’s Morissette song “You Oughta Know” is my all time favorite. I remember back in the mid 90’s, when I was too young to know any better, this song was seriously my second language. This song is not only awesome, but wickedly awesome!
Justin Timberlake’s “Cry Me a River” is my favorite blog song. I love using it to virtually break up with guys. Plus I love to repeatedly hear this song over and over, and Justin is hot. He is not Bruce Willis hot, but he is hot!
Aaliyah’s song “The One I Gave my Heart To” is a sentimental song. It is great if you want to nicely tell someone that they broke your heart and you feel like shit. A top winner! The lyrics in this song amazingly describe my almost 6 years of hell of knowing a total ass. 
So, I can see the future now. 
More and more people unmarried, living a kick ass lifestyle full of rants and hilarious sarcasms, and less annoying children and teenagers roaming the streets. Amen!
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Taylor Swift has some awesome breakup and love songs songs. I love “you should have said no” and “love story”. About ur ex though I was wondering if u were engaged with like the whole engagement party and gold jewelry that usually happens, but if you dont want to talk about it I understand.
Its good to hear that you’ve started talking to ppl over the phone regarding their issues. Cool.
But regarding “ppl being unmarried…” and stuff, i totally disagree with you. Specially with the last para. Well its your thought, but still I disagree with you opinion.
@lela – I was never engaged.
@Rahul – good you disagree because the last part was a total sarcastic joke. Duh!
by the way… the thing u wrote in ur heading “Diagnosed with total disconnect” seems very untrue. from what i’ve read so far, u are very connected and I LOVE ur sarcasim! Ur a trip…
PS i think u should look towards religion more. U already think way better than the obviously religious ones so imagine if u studied islam more how u wouldn’t want to call urself sacreligios anymore. Believe it or not u sound religious. u just say it with alot of sarcasim… peace out… bint al yemen
@Malikat el Arab – You should realize that when I say negative things about my self or say I am sacrilegious then it is a total joke. I am pure sarcastic because I am reacting to people’s comments. As for being too religious, I am some what.
I agree with Denholm Elliott, religion is a fine thing, if taken in moderation.
I’m glad to hear it! Although everyone who reads this know ur sarcastic because DUH u tell everyone, its a lil hard to tell sometimes.
BTW: did i say u were “too” religious? cuz I dont think u are “too” religious. Is there even a such thing as too religious?! Anyway its still a good thing either way. One can never have too much… or maybe they can!! haha