Mother: “Are you looking for work?”

Missing Link Me: “No. Why should I?”

Mother: “Nothing wrong with looking for work.”

Missing Link Me: “I don’t want to look for work. I am on vacation. What? You can’t stand me in this house anymore?”

Mother: “Is it wrong to ask?”

Missing Link Me: “Yes! Very wrong. Stop asking me. I am on vacation!”

Mother: “I should not ask again.”

Missing Link Me: “Maybe you shouldn’t!”

Mother: “Whatever.”

Then she got up and left.

I seriously want to move out and live in La La land. I want to live in the wilderness. I want to cultivate my own food, and cut down trees and build my own tree house and live amongst the monkeys. Remember evolution crap? They say we are related somehow to the primates. They are still looking for that missing link. Ooh… Maybe it’s me! They should look for me! I eat an average of 3-5 bananas a day!

Funny, They said what?

Today’s dumb A-rab is: Rob.

Who is Rob? No clue.

How do I know him? Facebook through another Facebook person.

How did I argue with him? Well, I was making fun of something on someone’s status and said, “way to go A-rabs!”

A-rab is the way we Arabs write out the funny way that Westerners say the word. Joke right?

Well this dumb ass Rob thought it was derogatory and racist for us Arabs to say it to each other. It is like name calling. What does a person like me say? I did not get the chance to really say it to him, because I was busy today and I did not get into a Facebook fight. Damn. I wish I did! So, this is what I would have said to Mr. Rob.

Rob = A-rab.
Rob = too ashamed of his real Arabic name and used the name Rob instead of Rabih. Typical A-rab.
Rob = dumb ass who argues about the most pointless things to distract others from looking at his way of denying he is an A-rab.

Arabs. Meh.

I am only writing this post to make a friend of mine happy that I did end the fight, and made fun of him publicly through the awesomeness of the intranet! If you want me to insult someone publicly, by all means, email me the story. I can spice it up and post it here! Plus, as I was told by numerous people that I chatted with and several emails that I am the Arab celebrity and I have internet power! I am also compared to an Arab Oprah. Hmm. I am not, but thanks for comparing me to her, although I don’t watch her show or even like it. I am more of a David Letterman fanatic. Which reminds me, YouTube is calling my name for some late night laughs!

I am a sucker for comedy.

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I had to post this before government agencies take this off youtube.

Yes. He called him kalb. (Dog) …

Now that’s how we Arabs do it!

Funny, Video, Whatever!

No one asked me why I did not write anything yesterday. Shame on you! I will tell you why. I spent it reading comments instead from some people that have no clue who I am, laughing my head off, and wondering why you think one or two posts is the answer to the mystery of the Rebellious Arab Girl. Ok. Whatever. This post is a total bashing to some people who love to make assumptions. (If you are offended, then STOP READING NOW!) I just love you guys and you are my favorite visitors, because I read your comments, laugh, and delete. Yes, I delete. You think all the comments gets posted on my blog? No. I do not have time for pea brained imbeciles to permeate their unworthy words on my property.

Lately, assumptions have been based on religion and culture. Typical. What else can people proudly give advice on thinking they are the elite representatives of the subject? I do not mind. Really. You can spend 30 or 40 minutes on my blog writing a long comment and think with all your heart and soul, and the goodness of my Arab blood that I will accept it. No. It has nothing to do with Arab. I just added that to emphasize the fact that I am an Arab. If you have not noticed that before you spent all your creative writing skills commenting on one post, then you are friggen blind or mentally challenged.

Who is really an Arab then? That is me. I am sorry to announce this, because I thought it was obvious to you that I was, but I guess some of you are a bit, umm, slow. That is ok. I understand your mentally challenged thought process. I am pretty open minded and can tell that you are but a victim to the slowness disease.

People who know me in person, or got to know me personally through my blog, know that this blog is 85% humorous and I am full of shit, and this blog is a pure SARCASTIC representation of my daily life. I had to make it sarcastic because yes, I did suffer from depression, and I turned to humour as a relief. If I was serious, then you could tell that I was from the tone of my post. Yes, read the tone of my post. Use that creative English skill that you were taught in high school and university, and tell the difference for goodness sake.

Now, to the ultimate truth, which I tried to avoid to announce to the world, because it made my blog a bit more interesting, but I have to accommodate the slow people out there. You slow people have been lurking a lot on my site lately, and you have been a bit, umm, how do I say this, ahhh, annoying me. That is the correct phrase. Annoying me.

Here we go, drum roll please. I am an Arab. I LOVE being an Arab. I have been making websites with the word “Arab” in it since 2000! Yes. I am the owner of many successful Arab sites, which I will NOT give the names out, but I only have two of those sites posted through this blog, because they are blog related. I love being an Arab. (Shocking) Plus, if I hate Arabs, why the hell would I have a website called Rebellious Arab Girl? Think logically for 2 seconds of your miserable boring life, and put two and two together.

Why do I bash Arabs then? I do not insult Arabs. I insult the Arab mentality and the traditions that make no sense at all. Especially in this era we live in. You believe that some of the traditions are great, by all means, more power to you. However, do not argue with me and INSULT me saying that I know nothing about being an Arab.

Then, it gets interesting. Obviously, when the subject is Arab, then it automatically turns to religion. First off, people assume right away I am Muslim. Good. Because last time I checked, dear God! I was! Not only that, but Muslim Sunni, and I follow the pure essence of the greatness of this religion, Islam. My religion in my head is the best thing ever! Religion is so awesome, that it has NOTHING to do with why I bash Arab mentality. Can Arabs see the difference? No. Why? No clue.

Why do I say I am sacrilegious then? I am reaffirming your assumptions, because you will not believe anything else. You are so closed minded about a subject that is totally non of your business, and think some crazy Arab girl needs help and she is the Anti-Everything!

My God, what if I ever got married, and had children. You would call my first child the anti-Christ. Jeez. I do not want people at my door then wanting to take pictures and looking for some unusual scar on my child. Oh by the way, speaking of scars. I love it when you people assume crap about the last post. “Is it self inflicted?” I do not think the flat hot iron that accidentally burned my arm, and the band aid that I left on it for days that caused a red rash, really qualifies it as self inflicted. I call it, typical Mona burns that happens to her because she is SO BLIND! I just thought it was cool. I guess I was wrong. However, typical assumptions. Love you guys too. You people make great blog content. Your unsolicited advice is amazing! Rock on! Keep it coming.

Ranting as usual!, They said what?

The symbols have been exponentially growing on my arm for the past week. Totally wicked!

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