I was at the Dollar Store today, and I was just doing my usual browsing for anything interesting and that costs only a dollar. However, when I came across this in the feminine product area, then I had to take a picture with my cell phone in front of a bunch of people. I didn’t care!

Pregnancy Test. Get it at the Dollar Store! Can’t beat that price and that 99% accuracy! Why buy it from a drug store and waste all that money to know if you are prego or not?

I just couldn’t believe it!

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My 7 sinful pleasurable uses of a million bucks.

1. Buy a Mercedes SUV or Volvo SUV.
2. Go on a 6 months trip to Hawaii.
3. Buy a huge ass house.
4. Buy clothes, shoes, and purses.
5. Buy a super computer with HUGE monitor.
6. Buy a big tank that is like a pond for Squibby, and dedicate the room just for him!
7. Invest the rest of the money so I can make more money!

I am tagging everyone. Reply in the comments area or on your blog of 7 uses of a million bucks.

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A person few minutes ago typed in Google: “Is it Haram to hug your mother?” And they ended up on my site. My answer to this person, well, you only came out of her you know what. So it is WRONG to hug her. You are right!

The ridiculous key search phrases that people write in Google or any search engine and up here is quite fascinating. Obviously I got the 100′s of sex related terms, but those are normal. I got used to seeing them. However, some are just plain strange and need answering.

1. “pakistani slutty girls”
I thought this was an Arab site?

2. “is it haram to like a girl”
It would be funny if a girl searched for that.

3. “is looking at girls haram?”
Hmm, don’t look then!

4. “you make no sense mean?”
It means that you make no sense.

5. “arabs who dont like to take their wives out”
Divorce them please!

6. “why do guys believe rumors about girls?”
Why do girls believe rumors about guys?

7. “arabs dont wear green”
Only black? I hear ya! We are always mourning. ???

8. “fair skin arab more beautiful”
I suggest you go marry a white girl.

9. “can i lose weight eating burgers”
No.

10. “i am in need to get married with you”
Maybe you need to find someone who cares!

11. “i want to chat with an arabic 14 years old girl”
Why?

12. “how to marry a lebanese girl”
Is it a hard task to marry a Lebanese girl? Need some guidance?

13. “arab teens erotic stories”
I am not a teen, so I got none to share with you!

14. “why are women so stupid to love”
Go find a man then. Jeez.

15. “i make more money than my brother”
Does any one honestly care?

16. “jobs for rebellious people”
I ask my self that question every day!

17. “skills that most people dont have”
Living and breathing under the sea!

18. “why people dont agree with killing or war”
If you agree, STAY AWAY FROM CANADA!

19. “arabic people being ashamed of their religion”
The Arab speaking world constitutes 3 main monotheistic religions. Which one are you looking for?

20. “why the fuck i am not getting programming job”
Fuck! I DON’T KNOW!

21. “every day i wake up i feel like cryin”
You need help! Go to a psychologist.

22. “what if the world slept in the day and woke in the night?”
They will turn into bats and no longer be able to stand any light. It’s like the movie Pitch Black!

23. “is internet boyfriend and girlfriend haram”
Virtual love. Yes haram. Stop doing it children!

24. “getting married because of rebellion”
Really? I am having the opposite problem.

25. “is it haraam to get married just for sex”
What do you think? Or you don’t think?

26. “how can i find a job if i dont have a high school diploma”
Hmm.. puzzling question. I wonder what the answer is?

27. “should i make a fake account and talk to this girl i like”
No.

28. “parents should choose the girl for their son arab”
What year do you live in?

29. “use of internet is haram for men”
MEN STOP USING THE INTERNET!

30. “what is the name for people who think too much”
REBELLIOUS!

There are more, but I got tired of going through a long never ending list.

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I got a store up with all the technical and writing services that I provide. Also, for those that want to advertise on my site, you can do so from now on through the store.

What do you think? Busy weekend for me trying to get it up!

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I have noticed that some open source software out there is free for the public because it is too complicated for normal people to edit. Then they charge people that are desperate to use it an arm and a leg for support. However, that’s fine, I can figure it out, but only after spending hours trying to understand and find the proper file to edit in every file that they provide. Which in this case, about 8000 files.

Yes, 8000 files. A bit too much eh? Not really, because the web application is so awesome, that many online business owners would love to have. But they want someone to edit the interface, etc. So far, the interface is a pain in the butt! WordPress is a joke compared to it. I wonder what type of coders they have, and why they made it so complicated. It’s better for me really, because once I figure out the ins and outs of this web application, then I am in business.

I need to find other web applications like that that I can learn by heart, and fix it in any way I can for anyone. There is a huge business for Drupal, but meh. Drupal is not so hard to try to figure out, and I played with it and had customized sites up before using it.

For now, I have been keeping my self busy at least 10 hours a day by playing with complicated web applications.

Soon, as I promised, I will have a technical services store up with many options for people to choose from with way cheap prices. I was a bit delayed in getting one up because of people disrupting my time this week. Now, I have the time. Also, I have plans to start a new blog, but about something completely different than this site.

You can tell that the job hunt of mine sucks, but I am sorry companies and recruiters, I do not have the knowledge of over 20 languages, with 5+ years experience. However, I do have the ability, like any other Computer Science grad with years of experience, to learn new things. Is learning such a bad thing now a days or a person has to know everything from the start and get paid almost minimum wage?

IT jobs now a days are not based on post secondary education or continuous learning ability. It is based on finding a human robot that knows everything and willing to work for nothing.

It seems that the IT employment market is turning to volunteer jobs.

However, as I am complaining about jobs, (11:48 am), I got an email saying to do a C++ test as a second step in the selection process. I need to go remember everything from years ago!! BYE! The store is going to be delayed, again!

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