A person few minutes ago typed in Google: “Is it Haram to hug your mother?” And they ended up on my site. My answer to this person, well, you only came out of her you know what. So it is WRONG to hug her. You are right!
The ridiculous key search phrases that people write in Google or any search engine and up here is quite fascinating. Obviously I got the 100′s of sex related terms, but those are normal. I got used to seeing them. However, some are just plain strange and need answering.
1. “pakistani slutty girls”
I thought this was an Arab site?
2. “is it haram to like a girl”
It would be funny if a girl searched for that.
3. “is looking at girls haram?”
Hmm, don’t look then!
4. “you make no sense mean?”
It means that you make no sense.
5. “arabs who dont like to take their wives out”
Divorce them please!
6. “why do guys believe rumors about girls?”
Why do girls believe rumors about guys?
7. “arabs dont wear green”
Only black? I hear ya! We are always mourning. ???
8. “fair skin arab more beautiful”
I suggest you go marry a white girl.
9. “can i lose weight eating burgers”
10. “i am in need to get married with you”
Maybe you need to find someone who cares!
11. “i want to chat with an arabic 14 years old girl”
12. “how to marry a lebanese girl”
Is it a hard task to marry a Lebanese girl? Need some guidance?
13. “arab teens erotic stories”
I am not a teen, so I got none to share with you!
14. “why are women so stupid to love”
Go find a man then. Jeez.
15. “i make more money than my brother”
Does any one honestly care?
16. “jobs for rebellious people”
I ask my self that question every day!
17. “skills that most people dont have”
Living and breathing under the sea!
18. “why people dont agree with killing or war”
If you agree, STAY AWAY FROM CANADA!
19. “arabic people being ashamed of their religion”
The Arab speaking world constitutes 3 main monotheistic religions. Which one are you looking for?
20. “why the fuck i am not getting programming job”
Fuck! I DON’T KNOW!
21. “every day i wake up i feel like cryin”
You need help! Go to a psychologist.
22. “what if the world slept in the day and woke in the night?”
They will turn into bats and no longer be able to stand any light. It’s like the movie Pitch Black!
23. “is internet boyfriend and girlfriend haram”
Virtual love. Yes haram. Stop doing it children!
24. “getting married because of rebellion”
Really? I am having the opposite problem.
25. “is it haraam to get married just for sex”
What do you think? Or you don’t think?
26. “how can i find a job if i dont have a high school diploma”
Hmm.. puzzling question. I wonder what the answer is?
27. “should i make a fake account and talk to this girl i like”
28. “parents should choose the girl for their son arab”
What year do you live in?
29. “use of internet is haram for men”
MEN STOP USING THE INTERNET!
30. “what is the name for people who think too much”
There are more, but I got tired of going through a long never ending list.