It’s wrong to hug your mother!
A person few minutes ago typed in Google: “Is it Haram to hug your mother?” And they ended up on my site. My answer to this person, well, you only came out of her you know what. So it is WRONG to hug her. You are right!
The ridiculous key search phrases that people write in Google or any search engine and up here is quite fascinating. Obviously I got the 100’s of sex related terms, but those are normal. I got used to seeing them. However, some are just plain strange and need answering.
1. “pakistani slutty girls”
I thought this was an Arab site?
2. “is it haram to like a girl”
It would be funny if a girl searched for that. 
3. “is looking at girls haram?”
Hmm, don’t look then!
4. “you make no sense mean?”
It means that you make no sense.
5. “arabs who dont like to take their wives out”
Divorce them please!
6. “why do guys believe rumors about girls?”
Why do girls believe rumors about guys?
7. “arabs dont wear green”
Only black? I hear ya! We are always mourning. ???
8. “fair skin arab more beautiful”
I suggest you go marry a white girl.
9. “can i lose weight eating burgers”
No.
10. “i am in need to get married with you”
Maybe you need to find someone who cares!
11. “i want to chat with an arabic 14 years old girl”
Why?
12. “how to marry a lebanese girl”
Is it a hard task to marry a Lebanese girl? Need some guidance?
13. “arab teens erotic stories”
I am not a teen, so I got none to share with you!
14. “why are women so stupid to love”
Go find a man then. Jeez.
15. “i make more money than my brother”
Does any one honestly care?
16. “jobs for rebellious people”
I ask my self that question every day! 
17. “skills that most people dont have”
Living and breathing under the sea!
18. “why people dont agree with killing or war”
If you agree, STAY AWAY FROM CANADA!
19. “arabic people being ashamed of their religion”
The Arab speaking world constitutes 3 main monotheistic religions. Which one are you looking for?
20. “why the fuck i am not getting programming job”
Fuck! I DON’T KNOW!
21. “every day i wake up i feel like cryin”
You need help! Go to a psychologist.
22. “what if the world slept in the day and woke in the night?”
They will turn into bats and no longer be able to stand any light. It’s like the movie Pitch Black!
23. “is internet boyfriend and girlfriend haram”
Virtual love. Yes haram. Stop doing it children!
24. “getting married because of rebellion”
Really? I am having the opposite problem.
25. “is it haraam to get married just for sex”
What do you think? Or you don’t think?
26. “how can i find a job if i dont have a high school diploma”
Hmm.. puzzling question. I wonder what the answer is?
27. “should i make a fake account and talk to this girl i like”
No.
28. “parents should choose the girl for their son arab”
What year do you live in?
29. “use of internet is haram for men”
MEN STOP USING THE INTERNET!
30. “what is the name for people who think too much”
REBELLIOUS!
There are more, but I got tired of going through a long never ending list.
Culture, Funny, Idiots, Religion, They said what?, Whatever!
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Jad Hilarious
hmmm now i wonder how I ended up finding you site
hehehehe, really funny. people are just people we tend to do stupid things but the one i rally liked is “why the fuck i am not getting programming job” because am feeling the same thing
These are great!
You found your new job – search engine. “Type in your question and I’ll give you an answer.”
@Professor Mikey
hahahaha.. Love it! Like ask.com .. but askrebelliousarabgirl instead!
I came just to say thank u for your nice advice in your article:
Who hates me the most?
u should learn to read and understand what I wrote before u comment.
In this reply u show the part of arabs who do not accept others point of view.
Thank u
If u visited my blog u will see how many readers I have, Just to see I f I understand or not.
Thank u for your civilised language.
I appreciated your comment
lol…..i was thinking something about Mona and a few posts that she had written. I think she is a nice person – in person that is.
So what about these posts and the way she types in some replies, sort of wacky.
Ah…the Sam and Max duo, and Mona sort of resembles the ever fun and sarcastic rambling of Max. Hope Mona’s Sam comes along some day and we will have a double yapping, stomach tickling, brain indulging antics from them!
Mona for President! lol
reference website: maxforpresident.org – watch the artichoke video
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16/30 question related to gender interests. Oh boy…the statistics are true. Oh, it becomes 17/30 including the first question that started the blog.
#15 is hilarious, what a screwed comment.
#20 everyone will have darker skins and the fair ones will be the butt of racist jokes.
#26 The world’s majority workforce does not work in a job profile limited to their qualification, and they are the ones who succeed to surpass life obstacles. Inventors, creative artists, tinkers, hobbyists fall in this category.
#28 Are you asking for the boy’s date of birth?
lol
#31 get more energy supply – cheers
12. “how to marry a lebanese girl”
I swear I saw an Idiots guide on this once!
You know what you would be awesome – if you could actually reply back in search engine style to some of these questions
Some one could ACTUALLy try this –
17. “skills that most people dont have”
Living and breathing under the sea!
@omaymen
Thanks for replying to a post that is days old. It shows that you want to prove how right you are in any way you can in any place. Secondly, I honestly don’t care how many readers you have on your site. Your site is only in Arabic, so obviously you have a limited population of Arab speakers who are interested in reading in. However, it does not interest me, and I could care less. I care about number one person, me.
So next time, if you want to try to prove your point, email me, and don’t waste time commenting on a post that is not related to your whining.
P.S. I do not even remember you or even know what you have written. You are like many people who whine and complain about one post. You are forgotten after.
Peace!
Thanks everyone else. This is supposed to be a humorous post. But people want to add their negativity and old thoughts to it.
@Mona
Some people just don’t get the idea of what humor is. At one time, a very learned teacher told it was due to the lack of sex. Well no issues there, how could a spouse live with such turn offs.
Oh, and the idea of conformity, how liberal of those democratic idealists! My fav jeans would have not found its way to my legs, its just because the rebellious wanted to put on some country boy or jail house clothing as a fashion statement. So are these white colored belts.
2 years running…they have not tried to find the identity of this forum. How strange and how humorous, the irony of having readers talk back and then go bonkers.
Mona, more posts…this is just my beginning!
This is hilarious. Good one, Mona!
ha…ha… it’s very funny, I really do like it…
“is it haram to hug your mother” loooool these are so funny!
I once blogged about a chocolate massage i had and now I get redirected from google from very interesting searches!