How accurate is this?

There are some things I am more than willing to pay more for so I know it’s more accurate or safe – prenancy tests are definitely one of them. Have you found dollar condoms yet? Now there is an investment in your future…

If it’s made in China, it’s better of to stay away from it; their quality control/assurance measures are atrocious.

If it’s made in Canada, then goldenshower the heck out of it.

That’s my rule for dollar stores.

Did up read the fine print on the label, is it like Krusty’s WARNING! May cause birth defects.

So funny!! What you can’t find at the dollar store these days!

If a person put excessive exertion on themselves in the initial stages of the fetus development, it may end up as a miscarriage. That is why its advisable for women to be careful for the first few months that they take care of themselves for the expected baby.

And since, technology has allowed a person to detect the presence of pregnancy earlier than a bulge in the stomach, they can prepare earlier for their next choices.

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Wife: Do you know something?
Husband: What? [looking into her shining eyes and glowing face, something is up...]
W: What to really know? [is he interested, will he be happy?]
H: I’m all ears! [whats happening?!!!]
W: Come sit down here
H: ok….now tell me…i’m really listening!!
W: hehehe…What would you do if you ever get to hear a very happy news?
H: Well, i would let you know too, and kiss you here [a smooch on the hand], and here [ a smooch on the shoulder] and here [a smooch on the cheek] and here ,,,, na na na…if you want to have it here…you got to tell me the news [with big warm smile]
W: hehehehe…..i’m pregnant! [with shoulders going up and head ducking in a bit, and eyes wide open with all the smile she could muster]
H: [jummping off into the air and ] wooo hooo wooo hooo wooo hooo, oh..i love you so much…[warmest and gentlest kiss to the lips]

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the neighbors: did you hear that? i think they are fighting again…i think we should call the police…i never liked Johnny anyways. Oh poor woman!

So are you?

Its a good deal, but still you have to wonder why its being sold for only a dollar. For something so important I’d rather spend a little extra money.

@Mona
blog…what blog, i deny all

By the way we are related. why should i blog in another place? [giving out an evil laugh, even Dracula thinks this is weird]

love your cell phone it have high resolution

WoW. I am sure that when it comes to something important like that I would not trust a product that I got at the dollar store. That is a funny find. I’m guessing if you tried four of them you would get two saying pregnant and two saying not pregnant. Or possibly you could show a man being pregnant if he took the test. LOL

@Ken @ Dad to Two

now you made me thinking…why am i single all these years…i am just too afraid what will happen in between the sheets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOoNBEusV08

and especially of the one eyed monster

??? no.. what the hell?

Well, a young woman hanging around the pregnancy tests in a store, what’s someone supposed to think?

@Mona
how come? a young lady at a store taking a photo of just one particular product, and posting on her site (that gets like 60+ thousands hits) and asking for everyone’s opinion.

I too started getting ideas, Meyrick! Something is just not right about getting a cheap do it yourself product….eeewww

@Mona
Hey there now,,,

Sorry if we hurt you in anyway…its just what you thought and what guys think…its one of those – men are from mars and women are form venus – matters

and a touch of lousy humor that can be taken with a pinch of salt.