What would I do with a million dollars?

1. Personal cook so I don’t have to cook anymore.

2. Editor for my fiction.

3. Secretary to type in my fiction.

4. My wife can retire.

5. Surfboard

6. Beach house (can I get this for a million dollars?)

7. Meditation retreat (when this is over, I’ll be enlightened and want to give back all but #4).

One wish :
To open a TRAVEL website.

Kool post. I always think of what I would do with a million dollars whenever the lottery is played. I was wondering, how and where did you get the code for the social networking buttons below your post?

Use an undisclosed part for my personal agenda and the other for others. I’m a sucker at sharing money

Summing it up:
1. Investment such that after every one year, its compliments return where i would use it for my travel expense.
2. Once time preparations for the new travel plans:
a. A better travel bag which comes with good utility pouches
b. Fake passports for getting away from nosy authorities and crooks in foreign countries. They should love to know from where you came and take it with them thinking them have control over your lonely life
c. Good pair of trekking and walking shoes, which is purchased in one and half years due to regular wear and tear
d. A rough and tough camera that comes with good accessories for mounting, water proofing, shook absorbing etc for a crazy lifestyle, oh yeah, a head/shoulder extension cam for that extra leverage.
e. A good configuration laptop, with all the bells and whistles, especially with an excellent discrete graphics card and hard drive space.
f. International internet roaming facility through satellite – its possible to make phones calls too

the 7 pleasures you’ve listed cost more than a million dollars

@Pastilan
lol, actually the interpretation is relative

huge – how huge?

example: huge “ass” house…she is looking to indulge in a lavish bathroom! I wonder what kind of gizmos she is planning with.

HUGE Monitor…she forgot to get herself a comfortable easy chair so that she can watch the screen from a viewable distance. Get a wireless keyboard and mouse too. Anyways she can deduct it from the money she is going to finally invest with.

Cloths, shoes and purses – that a definite statement for women power dressing…ouch this is going to cost!

Big tank for sweet Squibby. Room. No comments. Don’t forget to hand him over to someone when you are on the hawaii trip.

SUV? Does size matter or is it that ego projection while owning this one? Are you really “small”? Oh i forget, Mona is moving to some country side where she will…..[not going there ]

6 months in hawaii – yeah it all adds up, travel and finally settle because her remaining money will all be in shortage that the investment “amount” will be good enough for charity or smaller sized sinful pleasure.

Can imagine Mona enjoying the warm sun. with this huge screen, sitting on a comfy sofa with built in speakers and massage system, wireless keyboard and mouse, squibby swimming in this glass Room, all this on the special floor facing the sea in this big gorgeous bathroom. Ah…who is that…oh the male caretaker…i wonder why…”Johnny I presume, Mona is busy, she would like to spend some time alone from prying aliens” [Putting on this dark glasses, the man-in-black pulls out this metal flashy gizmo] please look here [beeeuuuzzzz]

1. Visit Egypt (always wanted to see the pyramids and sphynx)

2. Buy a nice house.

3. Pay off student loans

4. The best PC and Laptop

5. Start a business

6. Invest rest of money

7. If all goes well with #6, fulfill every arab-muslim guy’s dream and get 4 wives

I’m joking about #7 I can barely handle one girl let alone 4 wives. And even if I did get 4 wives I don’t think a million dollars would be enough to support them all.

@Ali H.
the key word “even if i did get 4″, thats math:
1,000,000/4 = 250,000 per person…who does not want to marry a guy for quarter million dollars…you need to market yourself in the right way and without the kidding part…seems your not serious enough.

BTW: you will be hand full with keep them from each others throats if they all get piled up in the same house, and then you’ll say you wish you never thought about this in first place. fucked up sex urges.

@John Jacob
John, you’re right, that’s 250,000 per person, and you’re right about what would happen if they all stay in the same house. So that is way 1million won’t cut it becuase I would have to buy 4 houses. And then if I have kids with them that would cost even more. That’s why the only arabs who do this are those rich Saudi businessmen because they can afford to do all that.

I am so doing this! Tonight!

@Ali H.
lol Ali Ali Ali,

you got 1 million – all you got to plan for what 1 million can be used for – if you got marketing done right, with four families and 4 women duped for within 1 million, thats all there is to it.

If you can have 12 children from the 4 wives – make sure you work! and love them to the fullest. :up: so they respect you and in time they resemble what their father and his character is all about.

@John Jacob
Thanks for the advice. That might work out, but still I’d rather just stick with finding only one wife, less problems that way

a Volvo SUV! Definitely.

@Ali H.
…And surely use the million wisely. Make sure you don’t sell yourself for the million.

The woman is smarter to leave the man when he spends the money. She can claim in court – i married him bcos he said he wanted to marry me and in proof he will share the one million. Now the million is no where in sight…i need a divorce. Now, right now…and he has to pay for my legal fees. He should have kept the money and it did not have to come to this!

[makes me recall plenty of divorce cases! yuck ]

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moral of story…don’t marry for money or sex, think straight and be happy with yourself. Don’t think female gender is weird and is only on the look out for money. The types who look for easy money are ones who don’t care of work and does not appreciate nor are thankful of honest earned money.

Happy searching.

1) Buy a cookie.
2) Pay off my mortgage.
3) Pay off grandads mortgage.
4) Start an educational trust fund for my future kids with half the remaining money.
5) Donate the remaining half to human relief charities.
6) Ran outta money…
7) Woke up from dream…

A million just isn’t that much anymore…

with a million, I would buy a small tropical island in Thailand.. some camping gear, seeds to start a farm.. and then spend the rest of my days naked with sand in between my toes.