911 emergency math help
This is so funny.. haha..
A boy calls 911 to get help with his math homework.
Conversation
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: Whats the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it.
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: Whats the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I cant do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, whats the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I dont know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: Im only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Whats another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh heres one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think youre doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: Its the mother
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didnt mean the police.
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LOL! cute
Lol, funny boy
LMAO!
Call center is one of the jobs I’m applying for.
Hahaha! The guy was actually cool about it!! Awesome!!
LOL Wallahi I had the biggest smile on waiting for this to load – it was great
Ok, this is really funny. The innocent kid and the cool 911 personnel.
lol
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It’s nice that the 911 personnel was entertaining the kid but it’s possible that while he was entertaining the kid, someone might have actually needed some actual non-Math help.
Ah..its one of those little naughty Johnny jokes. Here is another one about when Johnny grew up
The military code of “gentlemen and officer” conduct disallows service men from talking about sex and politics. But as usual, a conversation was observed in the chow [meaning mess] hall.
colonel: Its all hard work, sex is hard work. When we compare the effort it takes to putting through with sex, men do most of the work.
major: no kidding, but why ‘most’…i guess we men do all the work.
colonel: Sex is a 80% work and 20% enjoyment.
major: well i can’t agree there, its 99% work and 1% fun
captain: how come we all differ? i think its 50-50
General: ok boys, i think this disagreement is going no where. Comparing the ratio of officers to grunts, i’ll take in what the grunts have to say about as they might have more general answer to this topic. [dialing on a the red telephone near him] Get Johnny in here. [talking to the officers] This guy is assigned as my personal assistant. Great guy, he works out all that i ask him to do. Dependable. He seems to have answers for everything. Lets see what he has to say.
[Johnny comes in, salutes and stands in Attention]
General: stand easy
Johnny: Thank you, sir
General: What do you think about sex? It is all work or all fun?
Johnny: [in quick response like a blazing gun] 100% fun, Sir!
General: How is that?
Johnny: Sir, if there was even one iota of work, you would have passed over the job to me. [and said it with a sparkle in his eyes
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