The military code of “gentlemen and officer” conduct disallows service men from talking about sex and politics. But as usual, a conversation was observed in the chow [meaning mess] hall.

colonel: Its all hard work, sex is hard work. When we compare the effort it takes to putting through with sex, men do most of the work.
major: no kidding, but why ‘most’…i guess we men do all the work.
colonel: Sex is a 80% work and 20% enjoyment.
major: well i can’t agree there, its 99% work and 1% fun
captain: how come we all differ? i think its 50-50
General: ok boys, i think this disagreement is going no where. Comparing the ratio of officers to grunts, i’ll take in what the grunts have to say about as they might have more general answer to this topic. [dialing on a the red telephone near him] Get Johnny in here. [talking to the officers] This guy is assigned as my personal assistant. Great guy, he works out all that i ask him to do. Dependable. He seems to have answers for everything. Lets see what he has to say.

[Johnny comes in, salutes and stands in Attention]
General: stand easy
Johnny: Thank you, sir
General: What do you think about sex? It is all work or all fun?
Johnny: [in quick response like a blazing gun] 100% fun, Sir!
General: How is that?

Johnny: Sir, if there was even one iota of work, you would have passed over the job to me. [and said it with a sparkle in his eyes :kiss: ]

lol )