April 3, 2009 @ 5:09 pm | 13 comments
Not funny!
By: Mona
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A lady just now thought I was my 13 year old sister. She said, “aren’t you the one that goes to my kid’s elementary school? I see you every day when your dad drops you off to school.”
And this is with makeup on. What would happen if I didn’t have any on?
I told her that I wasn’t. That’s my little sister. My mom then said, “this is Mona, she is done University.” The lady said, “I am sorry, I should have asked first how old you were.”
Arghh…
I would rather be confused of being in high school than elementary!!




I would have been flattered. When people ask me for my ID to get into bars, I want to shake their hands.
i can only think in sarcastic execuses for her


1- shes drunk
2- she need glasses(those thick as an ash tray) lol
3- she hit a wall earlier today
4- she was making a joke that gone bad which leads u again to # 1
hahahhahaha
i wonder how the make up looks on u mona
Oh to be mistaken for someone younger again
(Laughing at Yazan’s comment). It is true that later on you’ll wish this happened to you. But I can understand your frustration.
@Kathy
i am not frustrated, i am looking for a laugh
laughing makes you younger , i glade i made you laugh
@yazan
She was Arab and mohajabah. I doubt drunk.
You should be happy with that, it means you look young and cute LOL. Probably that lady just needs a new pair of eyeglasses
Aw! to be mistaken as someone younger is good he he he that is if you’re as old as me
As the years go by you will be thrilled to have someone mess up your age…but for now, I can understand your angst.
peace,
mike
livelife365
So someone thought you looked younger than you are … well what a hard life you live Mona, a real bummer that one
You have to live outside the “cubicle” someday. Meet people. Show your beauty around.
Whether you are short, or clear skin is not the issue. Your sister seems to have aped you. So how come the old woman did not know the difference?
Or maybe she did see the difference…in her mind…wait a minute…how haram of her to wear this makeup!…she will surely spoil my child’s mind…oh! what western life has done to girls?!! what is their family thinking? so young and restless…[goes on as women usually do]
@John Jacob
Your comments never ever make sense. What the heck are you talking about? You are talking about me and you think you know me that you make up badly written stories. Can you please stop.
@Mona
[referring to the '101 Do Nots in Screenplay Writing for Real Dummies']
[referring to Chapter 3, Section 4, from line 5]
Never never make the mistake of NOT connecting with the audience. Even though it might be said, if the audience never understands you, please walk over to a private room and breathe really slow. It is advised not to take Vodka at this time as famous Soviet era clowns have done worse.
Practical steps for improvement would require secret meetings in guise of a poll survey and get to know the taste.
This way the key plots might be intact, but the delivery changed.
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In your message you wrote:
“Can you please stop”
I can understand the annoyance that you have felt from written statement. As the comment is a written form of communication, it is at times difficult to convey the right tones set for the conversation. Even in such cases as they arises, it is our pleasure to address such concerns for mutual understanding.
Also in your message you wrote:
“You are talking about me and you think you know me that you make up badly written stories.”
As a part of the Freedom of Irony Movement, that has its origins since the cave men era, anti-Sarcastic comments are widely viewed as a new form of writing. But in fact, in it underlies the irony of mixing complex ideas while weaving the obvious and the counter arguments leaving both sides of the party in equal disposition while viewing an event. It removes one sided views and follows the philosophy of indeterminism.
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In true the Godfather theme spirit: its not personal