Now THAT’s the secret I wasn’t aware of all these years

Hi, my name is Mona, and you can find me online with various nicknames and personalities. And yes, my real name is Mona, but everywhere else, other than my site, I carry very different Arabic or non-Arabic names. Why you may ask? Well, because if I want to use the net for fun, I have to play the part. I can’t be Mona everywhere. And no, you do not need to know my names online. And no, I am not that crazy Arabic girl who won’t stop blabbering about some overly good looking guy in a TV show.

Yah.. ? Are you puzzled of who I really am now? No, this site is me, but every where else I am some crazy chick looking for trouble.

Anyways, I was in an Arabic chat room earlier today, and somehow this girl decided to pick on me. No one warned her that that was a very bad move on her part. I mean, all of you know better, but she didn’t know any better. Somehow the topic changed to some guy, and she kept insisting that she knows when a guy loves a girl, and it is NOT an act. (The conversation was in Arabic, not English.)

Hmm, ok I thought? Then she kept wanting to know my age and if I was really a girl. I refused to say at first, and then she said, “CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION!?” I said, “No. I know what you are going to ask. Leave me alone.” She then went on anyways and asked, “Can I ask if you ever liked someone?!” I said, “Why? Does it matter?” She said, “Yes it does matter, because I have something to say to you.”

In the back of my head, I wanted to become little bytes of information, and be transferred to her side of the world and throw some stones at her. I told her, “No. I am not going to say anything, and end your questions, because I am not going to answer you anymore.” She didn’t speak for about 2 minutes, and I was like phew… she wasn’t a stubborn little know it all! Then, out of no where she writes in BIG LETTERS: “I KNOW WHEN A GUY LIKES A GIRL. LIKE REALLY IN LOVE WITH HER! HE WOULD LOOK AT HER ALL THE TIME IN THE EYES! THAT’S WHEN YOU KNOW THAT A GUY REALLY LOVES YOU!”

You all know me well enough to picture my physical reaction when I was sitting on the computer, and reading that from some 20 something year old Arabic girl from the other side of the world. Yep, I fell on the ground laughing. I never laughed so hard and I was going to burst from the closed minded, immature, kid like response that I read.

I couldn’t even answer her, and just ignored her. I couldn’t stop laughing. If a guy looks you in the eye, it means he loves you? Damn. No one told me that! Now that’s the best pick up action ever! Oh crap, I look people in the eye all the time. But it means I am not lying, and actually respect the person I am talking to. But it doesn’t work that way in the ARAB WORLD! It’s A PICK UP LINE! HA HA HA HA HA HA x infinite and beyond!

Oh God, I made my self laugh again. I need to stop looking guys in the eye. I don’t know what they will think of me. Maybe I am hitting on them. LOL

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