The conflict happened when the protagonist was murdered in his sleep by his evil twin brother!

This is the daily never ending argument with my little adorable and cute sister. She is a kid, a student, and she thinks I got all the answers to every subject in the world. Except music, she knows I don’t know how to read music or play any instrument, but I can sing!

Sister: Please help me with English! I need to analyze this book and figure out the conflict, climax, blah blah blah of the story!

Me: I hate English. I can’t write. I suck at grammar, and I don’t know how to analyze anything.

Sister: Yah right! LIAR!

Me: Seriously, does it look like I know how to write anything or analyze anything?

Sister: Help me now or I am telling MOM!

Me: I don’t know English! ME NO WRITE GOOD! Give me math! I can only help with math!

Sister: MOM! I AM TELLING MOM!

I run to mom before her and tell her I don’t know English, and I cannot help my sister at all!

Few minutes later, my sister comes back and asks me the same thing all over again.

Sister: HELP ME WITH ENGLISH! PLEASE!

Me: Fine..

So I tell her the answers to everything in the span of 30 seconds, and she becomes all smiley and happy.

Sister: Was that so hard?

Me: Yes it was. When I am busy watching TV, don’t ever ask me anything. Now leave me alone, I am watching on the computer and sucking up bandwidth.

That’s what I do all day. THANK THE LORD FOR HIGH SPEED CABLE INTERNET OR I WOULD HAVE BEEN BORED TO DEATH! THANK YOU GOD FOR THE IN-TER-NET! AMEN!

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