I am taking a blog vacation due to various reasons I will discuss later. Be back in a few days.

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This is the daily never ending argument with my little adorable and cute sister. She is a kid, a student, and she thinks I got all the answers to every subject in the world. Except music, she knows I don’t know how to read music or play any instrument, but I can sing!

Sister: Please help me with English! I need to analyze this book and figure out the conflict, climax, blah blah blah of the story!

Me: I hate English. I can’t write. I suck at grammar, and I don’t know how to analyze anything.

Sister: Yah right! LIAR!

Me: Seriously, does it look like I know how to write anything or analyze anything?

Sister: Help me now or I am telling MOM!

Me: I don’t know English! ME NO WRITE GOOD! Give me math! I can only help with math!

Sister: MOM! I AM TELLING MOM!

I run to mom before her and tell her I don’t know English, and I cannot help my sister at all!

Few minutes later, my sister comes back and asks me the same thing all over again.

Sister: HELP ME WITH ENGLISH! PLEASE!

Me: Fine..

So I tell her the answers to everything in the span of 30 seconds, and she becomes all smiley and happy.

Sister: Was that so hard?

Me: Yes it was. When I am busy watching TV, don’t ever ask me anything. Now leave me alone, I am watching on the computer and sucking up bandwidth.

That’s what I do all day. THANK THE LORD FOR HIGH SPEED CABLE INTERNET OR I WOULD HAVE BEEN BORED TO DEATH! THANK YOU GOD FOR THE IN-TER-NET! AMEN!

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Hi, my name is Mona, and you can find me online with various nicknames and personalities. And yes, my real name is Mona, but everywhere else, other than my site, I carry very different Arabic or non-Arabic names. Why you may ask? Well, because if I want to use the net for fun, I have to play the part. I can’t be Mona everywhere. And no, you do not need to know my names online. And no, I am not that crazy Arabic girl who won’t stop blabbering about some overly good looking guy in a TV show.

Yah.. ? Are you puzzled of who I really am now? No, this site is me, but every where else I am some crazy chick looking for trouble.

Anyways, I was in an Arabic chat room earlier today, and somehow this girl decided to pick on me. No one warned her that that was a very bad move on her part. I mean, all of you know better, but she didn’t know any better. Somehow the topic changed to some guy, and she kept insisting that she knows when a guy loves a girl, and it is NOT an act. (The conversation was in Arabic, not English.)

Hmm, ok I thought? Then she kept wanting to know my age and if I was really a girl. I refused to say at first, and then she said, “CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION!?” I said, “No. I know what you are going to ask. Leave me alone.” She then went on anyways and asked, “Can I ask if you ever liked someone?!” I said, “Why? Does it matter?” She said, “Yes it does matter, because I have something to say to you.”

In the back of my head, I wanted to become little bytes of information, and be transferred to her side of the world and throw some stones at her. I told her, “No. I am not going to say anything, and end your questions, because I am not going to answer you anymore.” She didn’t speak for about 2 minutes, and I was like phew… she wasn’t a stubborn little know it all! Then, out of no where she writes in BIG LETTERS: “I KNOW WHEN A GUY LIKES A GIRL. LIKE REALLY IN LOVE WITH HER! HE WOULD LOOK AT HER ALL THE TIME IN THE EYES! THAT’S WHEN YOU KNOW THAT A GUY REALLY LOVES YOU!”

You all know me well enough to picture my physical reaction when I was sitting on the computer, and reading that from some 20 something year old Arabic girl from the other side of the world. Yep, I fell on the ground laughing. I never laughed so hard and I was going to burst from the closed minded, immature, kid like response that I read.

I couldn’t even answer her, and just ignored her. I couldn’t stop laughing. If a guy looks you in the eye, it means he loves you? Damn. No one told me that! Now that’s the best pick up action ever! Oh crap, I look people in the eye all the time. But it means I am not lying, and actually respect the person I am talking to. But it doesn’t work that way in the ARAB WORLD! It’s A PICK UP LINE! HA HA HA HA HA HA x infinite and beyond!

Oh God, I made my self laugh again. I need to stop looking guys in the eye. I don’t know what they will think of me. Maybe I am hitting on them. LOL

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Today’s Google search term!

I thought it was hilarious and I had to dedicate an entire post for it. Someone decided that Google should have a proper answer, but ended up on my site instead.

They asked this: Do Arabs know how to French kiss?

Ah…. ah…. … …. No comment. ….. …….. ……. Hmm…

But what do you think?

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The date will be on May 15, 2009. I am currently re-reading the book, Angels and Demons, just so I can remember all the details. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS!

Then in July, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Man, I have a lot of re-reading to do!

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