I thought I held the title of taking things too seriously

The more I talk to various people, the more I realize that I am way normal. So normal, that I am hanging out permanently with my other peepz at the peak of the social normal scale. I am on the top enjoying cleaner air, but maybe less oxygen. Meh, who needs oxygen!! Oxygen is SO overrated. Stay tuned for an explanation of that messed up concept in future rebellious nonsense thoughts. Why you may ask that I am claiming my normality, finally?? Well, I thought I took things seriously. I thought of my self as a major drama empress. (Not queen. I was beyond royalty at various cracking points.) lol Seriously, some people amaze me!

Here is what I have learned from observing people’s behaviour and online socializing:

1. People cannot take advice from me. They love to give it to me, and enforce it upon me, but once the tides have turned, bam, they take major offense by the words that I vomit through the keyboard.

2. I cannot express my self truthfully at all. I feel like I always have to crack a joke or sarcastic reply to gain people’s friendship. Once I have a serious talk, then it all goes down hill from there. That proves to me that people are way over sensitive.

3. If I spaz or reply back angrily, because they offended me, then they no longer want to talk to me ever again. So, if you do it to me, I am ok with it? Do you guys think I am that insensitive to take it?

4. If I give a general opinion about them, then they take it as a major offense! Why the hell do you ask me sometimes what I think of you? You are so asking the wrong person. I don’t lie when it comes to people’s obviously messed up personalities and actions. No one is perfect, but some things ARE OBVIOUSLY WRONG! I don’t draw any lines when it comes to telling people what I really think of them.

5. Once they get mad at me, or take offense by me telling the truth, the first thing they say, “Your blog sucks! All you write is nonsense and turn it into a chat room about nothing.” So, why were you a part of this nonsense to begin with? Like I said earlier, they only like my sarcastic humor. They don’t realize that I sometimes act like a serious person. You should see me in a suit. I look like an 18 year old executive about to lead the world into oblivion. Ha ha ha.

6. Most importantly, I don’t care if they don’t want to talk to me again. Less human beings to interact with on a personal level, the better!

The end.

Wasn’t that a lovely post?

Should I explain now why I think oxygen is overrated? lol Or does anyone else want to take a wise crack at my messed up concept? Ha ha!

Advice, Blah Blah, Random Thoughts, Ranting as usual!, They said what?, Whatever!