One spam, two spam, three spam, catch!

I want to comment or say something so sarcastic and mean, but I keep hiding in a corner giggling from the stupidity. Did I mention that this site is not a dating site? Or is Mona just a nickname to a 1001 Arab women, and are all hiding in the depth of all those blog posts?

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Emails I got through my site the past few weeks:

Your Name: bhupendra mishra
Email: XXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: www.bhupendra.com
Message: i want a friendsif in arbic girl and mail add.

No.

Your Name: azim
Email: XXXXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.ca
Website: http://
Message: hi iam 26y male muslem looking to git married from muslem girl how i can git help with that

Ask your mother or aunt or grandmother.

Your Name: Your Name
Email: XXXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: http://
Message: hello how are you,,my name is moe, that what my friend’s call me i’m yemenie,, i live know USA, i just like to make’s friend’s in here so if u going to be my friend,,

So your name is actually Mohamed and want to make friends?

Your Name: hassan
Email: XXXXXXXXXXX @hotmail.com
Website: cdzgxxs
Message: sava moi hassan jeveux demende un msn svp

I don’t know french, but I think you said something like, “Hi, my name is Hassan, and I demand your MSN NOW!” Sorry, I don’t have MSN. I don’t chat with people. I can’t type.

Your Name: said
Email: XXXXXXXX @hotmail.com
Website: http://
Message: im in need of some girl to befriend

Why are you in need?

Your Name: Ali Ali
Email: XXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: http://
Message: i want to contact with arab girls

Arab girls! Do you want to contact this guy?

Hello?

. . . . . .

Yah, I didn’t think so.

Your Name: abdul rehman
Email: XXXXXXXXX @hotmail.com
Website: http://
Message: i like to make you as my girl freind/what is your answer please send me on my e mail

Ah, no.

Your Name: Abu Mohammad
Email: XXXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: http://
Message: Hello.
Dont worry ,its my excitement and curiosity to make a contact to someone whom I really dont know.However,we can b friends whom we can feel an alien in touch.Are u couragious enough to accept da friendly hands?

What online translator did you use? Google? Babblefish? Your messed up awful one?

Your Name: walid
Email: XXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: http://
Message: hi gairls .i like to have some friend ( arab) i live in north VA if i can .i am lebanes amrican

Most girls like a guy who can spell. You failed.

Is it me, or has the English language been butchered enough?

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