One spam, two spam, three spam, catch!
I want to comment or say something so sarcastic and mean, but I keep hiding in a corner giggling from the stupidity. Did I mention that this site is not a dating site? Or is Mona just a nickname to a 1001 Arab women, and are all hiding in the depth of all those blog posts?
Emails I got through my site the past few weeks:
Your Name: bhupendra mishra
Email: XXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: www.bhupendra.com
Message: i want a friendsif in arbic girl and mail add.
No.
Your Name: azim
Email: XXXXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.ca
Website: http://
Message: hi iam 26y male muslem looking to git married from muslem girl how i can git help with that
Ask your mother or aunt or grandmother.
Your Name: Your Name
Email: XXXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: http://
Message: hello how are you,,my name is moe, that what my friend’s call me i’m yemenie,, i live know USA, i just like to make’s friend’s in here so if u going to be my friend,,
So your name is actually Mohamed and want to make friends?
Your Name: hassan
Email: XXXXXXXXXXX @hotmail.com
Website: cdzgxxs
Message: sava moi hassan jeveux demende un msn svp
I don’t know french, but I think you said something like, “Hi, my name is Hassan, and I demand your MSN NOW!” Sorry, I don’t have MSN. I don’t chat with people. I can’t type.
Your Name: said
Email: XXXXXXXX @hotmail.com
Website: http://
Message: im in need of some girl to befriend
Why are you in need?
Your Name: Ali Ali
Email: XXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: http://
Message: i want to contact with arab girls
Arab girls! Do you want to contact this guy?
Hello?
. . . . . .
Yah, I didn’t think so.
Your Name: abdul rehman
Email: XXXXXXXXX @hotmail.com
Website: http://
Message: i like to make you as my girl freind/what is your answer please send me on my e mail
Ah, no.
Your Name: Abu Mohammad
Email: XXXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: http://
Message: Hello.
Dont worry ,its my excitement and curiosity to make a contact to someone whom I really dont know.However,we can b friends whom we can feel an alien in touch.Are u couragious enough to accept da friendly hands?
What online translator did you use? Google? Babblefish? Your messed up awful one?
Your Name: walid
Email: XXXXXXXXXX @yahoo.com
Website: http://
Message: hi gairls .i like to have some friend ( arab) i live in north VA if i can .i am lebanes amrican
Most girls like a guy who can spell. You failed.
Is it me, or has the English language been butchered enough?
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Mona you should put these mails up more often. It’s fun to read….though the meaning is not often that clear!
And your commenst r funny too!
Poor guys….they seem to be lost in the forest! Help them out!
@Abdullah
I try my best to collect a few and share them every now and then. I need to collect a few key word searches to post too. Those are hilarious!
@Mona
I’m looking forward to them
haha wow!!!
hahahaha.. best read of my day today.
and the accompanying picture is hilarious!
I giggled. And then cry and their butchering of a language…though I felt better when I remembered that they aren’t native speakers of it! So I giggled. But then that reminded me of native English speakers who are worse than me in their own mother tongue…so I cried again. And I’m now in a cycle of cry-giggle-cry-giggle.
I am now stuck in a loop…
LOL. These are terrible. Take a hint, if you can’t formulate your sentences into clear ideas and words, don’t even bother..lol.
And give the french one some credit, I’m assuming “svp” is “please” at least he was nice enough to say that..lol
Sounds like you found a new business plan! You can create a site like plenty of fish and direct all those inquiries there
Regardless the emails are simply hilarious.
The mails make me sad. They sound so lonely, desparate almost.
The title of this post and the picture are hilarious. I don’t even need to read the emails. It’s funny anyways. lol
Idiots, these guys should get smacked really hard on the face, hopefully they’ll starts thinking straight and stop being a bunch of zo3ran. They have no dignity or self respect. :vangry:
Why are you guys all being so negative? Mona is looking for ways to make money, maybe her destiny lies in the realms of matchmaking! I wonder how much she’d make if she charged $1 for each of these with the guarantee that they’d get posted in their own special section in case any of you arab girls are browsing for friends. As long as she doesn’t guarantee that laughter will follow…I think she might be onto a winner.
dont they know theres lots of dateing sites out there 4 arabs n muslims lol
I second Mohamed’s idea of smacking them in the face, followed by a kick to the stomache for the bad grammar.
@Nithya
By any chance are you a business major?
@Desert Shark
Yes a hard smack on the face, then a kick on the stomache and while you’re at it another kick on the face. :vangry:
Freaking zo3ran….
I am glad this post has put a smile on most of your faces. For others, I understand your anger and frustration. Now you know how I feel. In the end, it’s all a good laugh.
@Nithya
You like the emails I shared with the world!? 
GIRL!! Where have you been? I haven’t seen you commenting for a long time. How is school and life treating you?
luckily I dont really get those emails, used to get them mostly on facebook though
OHMYGOD. this post made my day.
favorite: “Are u couragious enough to accept da friendly hands?”
hahahhahaa.
that other guy’s French is terrible, and Arab guys are obsessed with MSN. hilarious.
once again, hilarious post.
@Sarah
I’m an Arab guy who hates MSN…..
Arab or non-Arab, guy or girl, some people are obsessed with MSN.
Salam
@mohamed
LOL, thanks for helping me clarify…what I meant to say was, most people I meet who aren’t Americans use MSN, and I get bombarded with “what’s your msn??” “c’est quoi ton msn??” whenever I’m out of the country. I finally caved in to keep in touch with those people, and now I get random requests from people I don’t know. but you’re right, Arab or non-Arab, guy or girl.
@Sarah
Ya be very careful to whom you give you msn account to…some people out there are up to no good….
I mainly use msn to chat with family members and close friends who are overseas, thats about it. Thats why I burly go on it.
Again, always be careful and same applies for facebook.
Salams
Omg.. it looks like they need help, professional. It was fun reading though.
Hahaha! Spammers are always a pain in the ass. I get that sometimes, too. I enjoyed this post.
Yes, but I’d rather people butchered the English language than butchering English people.
About the butchered English, if they know you are an Arab, and they themselves are Arab, why don’t they send emails in Arabic? If I would try to hook up with somebody from my country living abroad, I would send an email in my mother tongue, and only revert to English if she doesnt understand. Why this compulsion to start in English, even though their English sucks. Even stranger is the assumption that you would speak French. Whats up with these people?
@maarten
I ask my self that question all the time. What can you do? Some people email me because they don’t know English and have no idea what the concept of the site is.
Now I know what not to send to you Mona…J/K
Those poor fellas. They don’t know no better..haha
I use to read your blog more often when I didn’t have to switch over, but since it’s mag style I drop and leave.
@Jude
But today you decided it was ok to comment? You are strange my friend. And most people drop and leave. That’s the whole point of Entrecard. To keep a list of blogs, you bookmark or RSS, and not use Entrecard for that.
hahaha, oh one of the many reasons I love my fellow Arabs..always good for a laugh. And what’s up with guys assuming since we’re Arab, we naturally would like to date anyone else who is Arab. lol. It’s like “hey, I’m Arab. You’re Arab. We’re perfect for each other. Let’s MSN.”
only God knows what they were thinking when they decided to send you the weird emails! May Allah’s Peace and Mercy be upon them