Today is another one of those fun blog posts where I rip apart people’s Google search phrases to my site! Oh boy, I got some good ones today.
A typical search engine phrase coming to my site is porn related obviously. I get thousands of those a day. They are not interesting at all. However, some can be fun to read and comment on. Others, well, they bring shame to the meaning of being a conservative culture. Their culture messed them up so much, that they look for the BAD, and in return, they get the MONA!
Some phrases and a giggle or two!
1. Problems of loving an Arab
I understand your utter frustration and going through some hurdles in loving my people. However, think of the root of the problem. You are dealing with a brain washed culture. You need to penetrate through that barrier and try go deep within.
Actually, let me stop. That just sounded bad and sort of horny. Ok, hmm, good luck loving one of us if you are not one of us!
2. HowÂ toÂ marry ArabianÂ women
Why do you want to marry that many women? Are you insane!! One is enough. More than one and you won’t be dealing with multiple sleeping partners for only your sexual pleasures, but you will be dealing with 24 hour cat fights! Save your self now!!
3. I don’t like talking about sex in public
Really? Why do you search for it online then? Isn’t the interweb sort of a public thing? However, I do feel your frustration. Talking about human reproductive parts and intimacy in public is kind of hard. Try blogging about it instead! Like me!
4. Jealousy Arab men
I don’t mind the jealousy that much. I feel special that someone cares. However, too much jealousy is bad. Actually, Arab guys are super jealous sometimes. It does get annoying. Best solution? Hmm, try to be even more jealous than him, and see how he feels. That always works!
5. TimeÂ forÂ aÂ changeÂ girl
*Snapping my fingers* I know home girl! That’s what I try to do sista!
6. GirlÂ stareÂ atÂ you
If you are a guy, then she is checking you out. If you are a girl, then she is cursing you in her head and wishing you will die, because you have something she does not have!
7. HowÂ toÂ attract ArabicÂ girl
Money and looks are not gonna cut it. Try having a personality first.
8. HaveÂ youÂ everÂ hadÂ aÂ feelingÂ thatÂ youÂ areÂ soÂ close
Close to what? Do I want to know? Should I stop thinking now of what this person means!
9. What’sÂ theÂ matter? TooÂ spicyÂ forÂ you?
Nop! Just sizzling HOT! Meoow! And I have a very sick mind!
10. WhyÂ areÂ girlsÂ soÂ stupid?
Why are guys so stupid? This could be a never ending circle of stupidity you know.
11. MuslimsÂ areÂ fairÂ skinned
What bubble do you live in? Can I come over and burst it with a sharp knife?
12. WhyÂ everyoneÂ hates Capricorns?
Because we are pure evil and selfish. What kind of question is this?
13. IfÂ youÂ hadÂ toÂ describeÂ theÂ silliestÂ thingÂ peopleÂ doÂ whatÂ wouldÂ itÂ be?
Reading this blog. I feel sorry for you people. Tsk! Tsk!
14. WhatÂ does “yaÂ lahwi” mean?
It means, OH MY GOD!!! NO WAY!
15. HowÂ are Arab girlsÂ thoughts?
Messed up and all over the place. Ask me. I should know.
16. WhatÂ doÂ youÂ thinkÂ of Arabs?
Meh. They are ok.
17. I wantÂ toÂ marryÂ girls
Try one girl first. Why so many? One is enough to deal with.
18. HowÂ doÂ youÂ sayÂ dumbÂ in ArabicÂ forÂ aÂ girl?
Mastooly. Habla. Bala 3a2el. Etc.
19. HowÂ toÂ kiss ArabicÂ girl?
Umm. Hmm. Umm.
20. What’sÂ theÂ wordÂ forÂ insanity?
Rebellious Arab Girl.