I dont like talking about sex in public

Today is another one of those fun blog posts where I rip apart people’s Google search phrases to my site! Oh boy, I got some good ones today.

A typical search engine phrase coming to my site is porn related obviously. I get thousands of those a day. They are not interesting at all. However, some can be fun to read and comment on. Others, well, they bring shame to the meaning of being a conservative culture. Their culture messed them up so much, that they look for the BAD, and in return, they get the MONA!

Some phrases and a giggle or two!

1. Problems of loving an Arab

I understand your utter frustration and going through some hurdles in loving my people. However, think of the root of the problem. You are dealing with a brain washed culture. You need to penetrate through that barrier and try go deep within.

Actually, let me stop. That just sounded bad and sort of horny. Ok, hmm, good luck loving one of us if you are not one of us!

2. How to marry Arabian women

Why do you want to marry that many women? Are you insane!! One is enough. More than one and you won’t be dealing with multiple sleeping partners for only your sexual pleasures, but you will be dealing with 24 hour cat fights! Save your self now!!

3. I don’t like talking about sex in public

Really? Why do you search for it online then? Isn’t the interweb sort of a public thing? However, I do feel your frustration. Talking about human reproductive parts and intimacy in public is kind of hard. Try blogging about it instead! Like me!

4. Jealousy Arab men

I don’t mind the jealousy that much. I feel special that someone cares. However, too much jealousy is bad. Actually, Arab guys are super jealous sometimes. It does get annoying. Best solution? Hmm, try to be even more jealous than him, and see how he feels. That always works!

5. Time for a change girl

*Snapping my fingers* I know home girl! That’s what I try to do sista!

6. Girl stare at you

If you are a guy, then she is checking you out. If you are a girl, then she is cursing you in her head and wishing you will die, because you have something she does not have!

7. How to attract Arabic girl

Money and looks are not gonna cut it. Try having a personality first.

8. Have you ever had a feeling that you are so close

Close to what? Do I want to know? Should I stop thinking now of what this person means!

9. What’s the matter? Too spicy for you?

Nop! Just sizzling HOT! Meoow! And I have a very sick mind!

10. Why are girls so stupid?

Why are guys so stupid? This could be a never ending circle of stupidity you know.

11. Muslims are fair skinned

What bubble do you live in? Can I come over and burst it with a sharp knife?

12. Why everyone hates Capricorns?

Because we are pure evil and selfish. What kind of question is this?

13. If you had to describe the silliest thing people do what would it be?

Reading this blog. I feel sorry for you people. Tsk! Tsk!

14. What does “ya lahwi” mean?

It means, OH MY GOD!!! NO WAY!

15. How are Arab girls thoughts?

Messed up and all over the place. Ask me. I should know.

16. What do you think of Arabs?

Meh. They are ok.

17. I want to marry girls

Try one girl first. Why so many? One is enough to deal with.

18. How do you say dumb in Arabic for a girl?

Mastooly. Habla. Bala 3a2el. Etc.

19. How to kiss Arabic girl?

Umm. Hmm. Umm.

20. What’s the word for insanity?

Rebellious Arab Girl.

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