I am in no mood to write a well thought of blog post. I am no mood to rant about some people’s messed up mentality. I am in no mood to condemn the actions of Arab males that come to my site and write hate comments to provoke me. I am only in the mood to blame the most annoying, most obnoxious, most spoiled human on earth. That awful teenage little girl who brought the germs with her from school on Friday, and permeated the little microscopic critters all over the house!
I told her, “Damn you!! If you make me sick, I will HIT YOU! I will beat you up! STAY AWAY FROM ME!”
But no.. oh no no no.. she decided to cough on me because her utter joy in life is to see me in pain! She gave me the worst bunch of mischievous germs, and now I got STREP THROAT!
I am writing this post after I took my revenge from that sister of mine! I smacked her! I beat her up because I kept reiterating all weekend, “You make me sick, I will HIT YOU!” That little teenage nuisance loves to see me in pain! I cannot stop coughing! I took her anti-biotic prescription medicine, and I condemed her to an ever lasting cold! Damn that teenage girl.
It is enough that people think I am her! I am sick of it! Why do people think I am a teenage girl? I will not answering the door again to Arab women thinking I am that little girl that goes to their daughter’s highschool! ARGH!!
I blame it all on that brat.
Damn you cough! Damn you to hell!