Soar and vengeful
I am in no mood to write a well thought of blog post. I am no mood to rant about some people’s messed up mentality. I am in no mood to condemn the actions of Arab males that come to my site and write hate comments to provoke me. I am only in the mood to blame the most annoying, most obnoxious, most spoiled human on earth. That awful teenage little girl who brought the germs with her from school on Friday, and permeated the little microscopic critters all over the house!
I told her, “Damn you!! If you make me sick, I will HIT YOU! I will beat you up! STAY AWAY FROM ME!”
But no.. oh no no no.. she decided to cough on me because her utter joy in life is to see me in pain! She gave me the worst bunch of mischievous germs, and now I got STREP THROAT!
I am writing this post after I took my revenge from that sister of mine! I smacked her! I beat her up because I kept reiterating all weekend, “You make me sick, I will HIT YOU!” That little teenage nuisance loves to see me in pain! I cannot stop coughing! I took her anti-biotic prescription medicine, and I condemed her to an ever lasting cold! Damn that teenage girl.
It is enough that people think I am her! I am sick of it! Why do people think I am a teenage girl? I will not answering the door again to Arab women thinking I am that little girl that goes to their daughter’s highschool! ARGH!!
I blame it all on that brat.
Damn you cough! Damn you to hell!
Angry, Blah Blah, Ranting as usual!, Thank you, They said what?




Having a good day?
@Meyrick Kirby
Very joyful day! You should join me.. I tell long tales of lost unicorns and the daily swarm of colorful butterflies over the meadow!
What’s up with kids these days, no consideration
Hope you feel better soon.
Well, on Monday I had what I believe to be my first ever migraine, a lovely combination of a splitting headache, sweats, and the desire to vomit … just what the doctor ordered.
I must admit, your comment is more poetic.
@Mona
i hope i never make u sick lol
You should see my nephew. He’s managed to break both legs, and chip is thigh.
@Charlie Hayse
It would be the worst mistake of your life to make me sick. :vangry:
Strep, ugh! I had a bad case of that a couple of years ago so I feel for you. Try this for a cure, every time you cough smack your sister on the back of the head. I guarantee you’ll feel better.
Get well soon.
If your throat is hurting you then take tahina and honey and mix them. Around every 15 minutes take half a tea spoon, this should work.
@mac
Brilliant idea!! I like your style of thinking!
Drink warm water – They say its helps.
Hope you feel better soon
Get well soon.
I have a solution to cure your pain.
First take a package of kool and. Tear at said top. Pour under your sisters sheets and if its hot enough at night the kool aid will take effect and she will wake up green! Then all her peers will do the damage for you. :pirate:
Sounds like a very healthy sisterly love! :p
Anyway I hope you’ll get well soon Mona!
swinnneeeeeeeee fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Can´t you cough on a bitter angry arab male, or any other hateful male? And make one right of two evils?
@s
That sounds like a delightful idea!! :pirate:
@Mona
Very joyful day! You should join me.. I tell long tales of lost unicorns and the daily swarm of colorful butterflies over the meadow!
How much of that cough syrup have you been drinking!?
Sorry you’re sick, but at least you’ve kept your sense of humor! When I get sick I have to lock myself in to protect the innocent.
@Mona
WTH is that? I Pirate emoticon? Where is that coming from!? Are you sure you aren’t Phoenician?
gargle with dispersible aspirin – should kill the bacteria lurking
So you want to cough over an angry Arab male whilst simultaneously hitting your sister?
Feel better soon!