To every stupid question, there is an equally sarcastic answer

It’s here again!! Questions and questions that people searched through Google, and somehow ended up on my site instead. I feel bad for you! If I did answer your question somehow in one of my posts and you were satisfied, then dear Lord!! I do have all the answers to the mystical lifestyles of Arabs! I will give a better answer on this post anyways.

I gathered only questions (so all ended with ‘?’) from searches to my site this time from Google. People want answers to them!! Ah.. so demanding.

1. Can Arabs have fair skin?

Well, I don’t see why not. We are a mix of everything you know. We are the MIDDLE east.

2. Why Arabs are backward?

If I answer this question, I will start getting hate mail from some idiots who’s names sound male like and Arabic.

3. Is it possible to feel an instant connection to someone?

Yah, I had that feeling before. None of them worked out. So don’t believe it.

4, What it mean if a girl say sorry?

She means sorry. Does everything a girl say has to have a double meaning?

5. Why is using your conscience a good thing?

I don’t know. It seems an ok safe thing you know. Try it!

6. Is it typical for an Arab to introduce you to his family?

Yah. Sort of. You got to meet the entire family because you will eventually marry into that entire family! Have you seen “My Big Fat Greek Wedding?” Pretend that movie is “My Big Fat Arab Wedding.” It is exactly the same lifestyle!

7. Are Arabs good looking?

Well, in every culture and ethnicity, there is the pretty, the ugly, and pretty ugly. We are no different! And if I show you some pictures of Arab singers and actors, then you would say, “Why are Arabs so damn good looking?!”

8. Why Arabs cannot pronounce p?

It’s not in our alphabet! That’s why Arabs who learn English as adults say it B instead of P.

9. Why do we get angry or annoyed with the person we love?

Because if we don’t, then we have nothing to talk about with them.

10. Would a Capricorn male end a relationship without a good bye?

Capricorn males and females are the same. So yes, we would end it without a good bye because we are considerate to your feelings of being rejected.

11. Why does my family wants me to marry a girl I don’t want?

If you are Arab, then I understand your pain. Move away, don’t say you want to ever get married till your 40, and then your parents would not care anymore who you marry or if you marry anymore.

12. What should I do if a girl is staring at me?

Stare back at her, and roll your eyes. That seems to always work!

13. What to do when someone insults you and you cant say anything to them?

Roll your eyes then flip them off!

14. What can u do if your husband is always angry at you?

Nothing. Most likely he is angry or acts angry because he is cheating on you, and wants any excuse to divorce you.

15. Does this Arab guy like me or something?

I don’ t know. Go ask him. Why did you come to my site trying to find an answer to that?

16. Why do western men dislike Arab girls?

Really? I don’t think so, because I have the opposite problem. Arab guys dislike me and westerners like me.

17. Why do people strive for perfection?

Because it is the only thing they can strive for and never reach. So they keep on trying and trying.

18. Why Arabs need to marry Arabs?

Language and cultural thing, and like I kept mentioning a million times. You are marrying the entire family, and not just the person!

19. How to please an Arab girls parents?

Be charming, rich, and say yes to everything!

20. What is peculiar about being an Arab?

Oh! Do I have to answer this? Because if I do, hell will break lose and hate mail from those anal people again will pour down on me like acid rain!

21. Where can I find a decent Palestinian guy?

You tell me, because I can’t find one!!

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