This blog will enhance your art of procrastination

I am guilty of many things in life. Like being outspoken, writing things on my humble blog without caring who reads it, trashing people that deserve it or not deserve it so much, and pointing out what’s wrong with Arabs and receiving a multitude of whining emails. However, what I don’t like is people telling me that they wasted their afternoon reading my blog.

Blasphemy! That’s the worst insult ever! Well, more like a praise actually!

This evening, I received an email from a new reader. He was not happy in the beginning. I read the first line that he wrote, and I was like shit, do I want to go on? Then I realized that his wit and charm was like no other person that ever emailed. I laughed. I laughed so hard! I told him that I have to POST IT NOW!

Murad wrote,

I’m very angry with your website. You’re turning me into an irresponsible medical student, with your well-versed blog entries and your creative subject matter. Have you no shame? I’m suppose to be studying for an anatomy exam, and I just spent three hours browsing through your web entries! Gaah! I’m not asking you to stop being a great writer, but you need to quit writing about things I agree with. It’s distracting and too pleasurable. I’ll check up on the website every now and then to make sure this doesn’t happen again. =D

Murad, I never apologize to anyone from blog reader world, but since you did top the ranks of funny and putting a big grin on my face, I do give you my sincerest apologizes for making you procrastinate from your studies. If you become a mediocre doctor in the future, I will give you full permission to do surgery on my head!

Funny, They said what?